RGR's top 10 secrets...

Day 2,196, 20:46 • Published in USA USA • by Trekker Tlumac

Well I heard that Ajay likes Leno more than Letterman, so this is dedicated to him.






10. Dictatorship wasn't his first dream in life. His first dream was to be back up dancer for Miley Cyrus, but found that he could not twerk well enough.
(Just another casualty to the twerk)

9. After each failed PTO attempt he curls up on a couch and eats a pound of chocolate.

8. He had an imaginary girlfriend once; she left him too due to irreconcilable differences.

7. He used to be an adventurer, until he took an arrow to the knee.
(Ouch! That had to sting...)

6. Read the Art of War, but did not understand where the art came in.

5. He often feels like the Aquaman of eUSA
(Special, but in a pointless sort of way.)

4. Once created his own private kingdom made out of Legos, sadly the denizens revolted

3. The saddest day of his life was not when he lost his first party; it was when his Hogwarts letter did not come.

2. He lists his favorite book as “Go spot, go.”
(I guess he found "ABC, 1 2 3" too allegorical.)

And the #1 secret that RGR wanted to share is....

His favorite cologne is “Flopsweat and Failure” by Jersey Shore



Song link http://youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw
(Born this Way -Lady Gaga)