Political career

Day 1,288, 08:16 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Henry Hank Moody

After securing my hold on the UK stimulus party with the death and retiring of the old president i have been able to begin my long road on the political trail in this grand eUK.

Clearly this one man party has no political power or ability to function in this here UK. However i do not intend this party to be a major power or make any real difference. Which is why as my first step on the road i am taking i have taken this party in an entirely new direction, to that of the crazy party (much like the raving looney party). If any of you are tired of politics, or simply want a short break then join us here to party hard and get drunk as often as you like.

Every new member receives a free beer.


oh and dont forget the party prayer.

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen


long live the eUK

Party Hard