Plato Can't Even
Gnilraps
Day 3308 of the New World
December 10, 2016
Denver, CO, eUSA—According to reports, eRepublik guru Plato’s world was torn apart Friday afternoon, as the ePhilosopher was diagnosed with a rare disease that prevents him from having the ability to even.
“I just—I can’t even.” Plato reportedly sobbed on his programmer’s shoulder after noticing how many votes Gnilraps’ latest article had received.
“I can’t even right now. I can’t even, ever.” he was overheard saying through tears before breaking down.
“We’ve never seen a case quite like this before,” Dr. Alexis Bonte told reporters gathered outside the Romanian clinic where Plato’s devastating diagnosis was handed down. “Many eCitizens will experience short bouts of not being able to even for several seconds, often triggered by an update or a headless chicken, or perhaps an interruption in their script’s functionality.”
“But Plato—he may never even again, at least not without assistance,” Bonte said, shaking his head grimly, according to reporters.
Reached for comment, Plato noted that he “still can’t even.”
“I seriously just can’t even, you guys,” he confirmed.
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Plato Can't Even
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-can-t-even-2623524/1/20
Vote, Endorse, Shout
Maybe at least he can odd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
Plato can't E.njoy V.ending EN.ough.
Legends say Plato is working on Half Life 3.
Mr PRESIDENT: THIS IS YOUR AMERICA!!!
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry--2623529/1/20
I even voted this article
lol
Write three more articles and own the Top 5. Do it. All Gnilraps.
you realize I had two t5 recently? that should tell you
NEED ALL FIVE
FULL SWEEP
I have occupied all top 5 spots twice in my eRep career.
Do it again.
Here, here....
o/
Maybe Plato just shouldn't even... ever again
So he cant even; ta ta thats why!!
even Gnilraps is writing
If you really think about it, "Could he ever, really?"
needs more "even"
If you think about it, "Could he ever even?" Me thinks he could never even....
voted!
lol
yet you pay him, sounds like he's the winner here.
cannot even play along within the slight of a troll attempt -
"yet even you..." would at least have been in the spirit of the author's offer of a little levity.
even read it