Not All These Things are the Same

Day 2,247, 17:59 • Published in USA USA • by MazzyCat


Kitty here! Lately I’ve noticed a lot of chatter about how the eUS parties are all the same. After being asked Why I joined WTP, and then later why I am still WTP... I got to thinking. Why indeed? Why do I prefer this party, and know that I would never be happy in other parties? Parties that I respect. Is it because I’m well known in WTP? Not really - Maybe a third of the party truly knows me as more than that cat who was PP a lot. Is it because I was PP a lot? Still nope! (Although I won’t deny that this had made me care about the party a great deal.) So why WTP...? And furthermore - Why not Feds, AMP, USWP or LAP?

Now - This is not a bash the other parties article. I don’t do that. I aim to talk about things that differentiate the parties. Frequently we find that the smallest things can make or break something for us. I’m fairly sure that is no different in parties.



The Federalist Party

The Feds are known for being so proud it makes them horny. P/H They are the largest party in the eUS at current date. They have a rich history and a lot of well known people make it their home party.

♦Community Orientated
♦Off Site Forums
♦SHIELD - Their Military Unit
♦Congress Ranking Earned by Work
♦FBI
♦Secret Kool-Aid recipe

United States Workers Party

USWP is an old party. It has given the eUS the highest number of Country Presidents than any other party. The same can be said for Speaker of the House. USWP rolls out executives. Some of the biggest names and oldest players make the USWP their home.

♦Known for Knowing Their Game Mechanics to a T
♦Determined in What They Believe
♦Forums on eusaforums
♦Intense Internal Party Education System
♦Great with Metagame Rules i.e. Congress Workings
♦Lair of the OldFags

We The People

WTP was forged in the heat of ATO. The hearts and minds of people have brought for the first populist party in the eUS. WTP members are known for their cries of INSURGIO! Which simply means to rise above.

♦Congress fully elected by the party via a weighted vote system.
♦Populism - Major decisions are based on party wide referendums.
♦Highly active IRC channel
♦Forums on eusaforums
♦Strives to give every person a job that desires one.
♦Animals of all types welcome. Even Whales!


American Military Party

AMP was built upon the principle that, "Every Military branch has members who are bright and ambitious, capable and willing to do "double duty" by serving in Congress as well as in uniform." The members are well known for their ability to Feel the AMPS! They are not a young party, but certainly not as old as other parties.

♦Offsite Forums
♦Unique Congress selection by PP selection and voting
♦Easy climb to Leadership for new players
♦Military minded
♦They feel the AMPS. Proudly and in public.


Liberty Advancement Party

LAP is our youngest party, and well known for it’s role in fighting the PTO. Being so new it is not as clear what all it shall bring to the table, and that makes it mysterious. They are known for their infamous dances though.

♦Media College for all eUS citizens
♦Uses eusaforums
♦Newest Party
♦Bro’s Paradise aka They have no womenz!
♦All about new players.
♦Lap Dances



As you can see each party offers a different variety on a few key notes. If you delve into the world of Congress you will find an even great variety growing amongst our parties. (Dare I say... Work Tax.) If one party doesn’t have what you are looking for - there is always another party that will. Each party strives to do best for the Country and the members of their party. Just in their own unique ways.

Kitty Out!





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