New Beginning for an eRavaged Lover

Day 1,529, 08:56 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

New Beginnings Writing Contest
Day 1,529 of the New World
27 January 2012

This is an entry in Jon Malcom's Writers Contest.


If only she had remembered to clean herself up a bit, things would have worked out differently.

Instead, there she lay, naked and alone, oddly beautiful in a Rebecca Adlington sort of way. Or perhaps beautiful is the wrong word entirely.

The eyes of every eCitizen were averted from embarrassment; who could have imagined a narrative like this? The eWorld hoped for a New Beginning...

.....

It all began when the then-regal eUK consummated her union with what was to be her ONE and only. Yes, her thoughts were charming at the time. Mr. ONE promised so much.

But what Ms eUK did not foresee is that Mr. ONE had other lovers. His onanistic desires could not possibly have been satisfied by this new lover - particularly one with bad teeth and pasty white skin.

But determination set the course, and after a single wild night wherein Ms eUK thought she saw stars, that not-so-fresh feeling began to set in.

Yes, she really ought to have gotten better cleaned up.

Perhaps the writing should have been more clearly on the wall for her when just weeks after declaring her wicked union, all her regions were wiped and she was without Congress for the month.

There was sadness, but not widespread.

Ms eUK brushed herself off and thought to herself that what her new beau really wanted was a victory over eIreland... that would prove her worth to the object of her desire.

So she fought.

And lost.

And where was her "protector"? Her Knight in shining armour? Her hero?

Busy getting pwned, that's where.

And so there lies Ms eUK, a broken shell of a woman. High hopes crashed into Hellish oblivion. Naked, as it were, and definitely alONE.

Standing between her and a New Beginning is eIreland. And perhaps what every red-blooded T/E Male really wants to see is a little more love between eIreland and eUK...

Who's to say if this is possible, but at least it would be fun to watch!

One thing is for sure, Mr. ONE is completely uninterested in eUK, fish or no fish...

Will eUK be able to pursue a New Beginning with Eden or Terra?

You'll have to read the sequel to this short story if you want to find out.

Meanwhile Ms eUK lays ravaged...


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