My first Congress Medal story

Day 3,618, 05:00 Published in Ireland Israel by Black Coyote

This is the story i will pend for a story telling competition.


I remember getting my first Congress Medal like it was just, 2 years ago. I was young political activist trying to recruit new voters for the party of TMORO-VEP, founded by boss El Che.


El Che with his goons

The then elected president Naumoski, recognized my devotion and decided to reward me with a seat on the big boys table.
Although the party rules were very strict like for example, a troll law would get you shot without beeing court marshalled, just like deserters ✞, I was very happy that i got the medal. And this is because with the medal i also got 5 gold which meant i could buy more q1 food for my mass spam productions.

me with the rest of the big boys ünd ladies

The Congress module stuck with me till this day. It thought me of greed and corruption, as long as i am a congressman i can never be hungry. My vote is worth anywhere from 10 to 50 q7 weapons.
Nowadays I am a member of the Labor Party, following the footsteps of Ramsay MacDonald.

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