Monitoring the Russian Outbreak

Day 666, 11:39 Published in USA USA by Rheinlander von Phalz
16 September 2009, Day 666 of the New World. Two days ago, this paper reported on the grim situation facing the United States after losing the initiative in fights for Illinois and Connecticut and suffering a new offensive by the Russians. On 14 September, Day 664, Russia conquered Alabama, Mississippi, and Wyoming, expanding their breakout occupational zone.

Containment measures by the United States after that appear to have been successful. Russian offensives were halted in Arkansas, Georgia, Missouri, Indiana, and Louisiana. American troops are to be commended for denying Russia a single territorial victory since the fall of Cheyenne.



Today, Russian forces are again attempting to take Little Rock, which would connect their zone of occupation to Colombia’s, and are moving on Salt Lake City, where they are presently being repelled.

***BREAKING NEWS*** Russia attacked Missouri, USA.

Americans continue to wait for the Russian siege of Florida now that the Russians are in Alabama. It is most likely that the invaders are biding their time for distraction wars to get ready, including an expected Iranian invasion of Canada. The Mid-West is being invaded continuously but the aggressors are not putting forth sufficient effort to conquer a region.

Citizens with the means to do so should stockpile the best weapons they can for use in the battle for Florida when it comes. Despite the day’s association with evil, serious dread has yet to befall the allies.