MoC Update: Last Lottery and Joke Competition Results
John Gormley
Hello eIreland. This is likely to be a long article, please bear with me
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well not quite "millions" but you get the idea...
23 tickets were bought. That means 1,150 IEP and I will double that out of my own cash, i.e. 2300 IEP.
I've made the decision to make the top prize 2000 IEP and 300 as a runner up prize (no one can win both prizes).
The 23 tickets were randomly assigned numbers from 1 to 23 (if you want any info on how they were assigned, PM me).
Number 14 was then chosen as the winning number.
And Number 7 was chosen for the runner up prize.
So that gave the following winners:
2000 IEP: Marinko Margarin
300 IEP: Nogin the nog
Congratulations to them! Thanks to everyone for participating in the Lottery this terms!
I had an idea a couple of days ago to run an impromptu jokes contest. Thanks to all who participated it was a surprising but wonderful success. 10 jokes were posted in total, and I'll give you my top 5:
5: A dyslexic man walks into a bra. - TheBurningMan
4:
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock knock(who's there)
Not Sarah - TheBurningMan
3: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - Ronan Donovan
2: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. Mwuhahahaha. - Grainne Ni Mhaille
1: How did the pirate acquire his ship at such a fair price?
It was on sail!!! - Ghoti Frye
The 1 Gold prize is heading its way to Ghoti. Congrats! Thanks to everyone for their funny contributions.
So that's it for this term. I don't really feel I got as much as I wanted done, but considering I was a very reluctant Minister - and thus very disorganized at the start - I don't think I've done too bad. I hope I've somewhat upheld the fine tradition of this Ministry.
Thanks to everyone who helped or contributed in any way. Thanks and bye.
-John G.
Comments
thanks for award \o the money has been transferred to Boot Camp....
http://prntscr.com/o5srw
René Descartes enters in a bar.
The Barman asks him: "Will you take a beer Descartes?"
Descartes answers: "I don't think so." He disappear.
Good jokes, you must do this again.
Received 2000 iep from Marinko o7
This is clearly a conspiracy....my joke was way better then anyone's here.
Screaming raging voices from Heaven told me that......
At least you got your post in before me Mr Kurgan!!