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Day 3,402, 07:23 • Published in United Kingdom

• by VoodooMike71

Nice work,

Carlton is confused

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Mad Pauly Day 3,402, 08:24

"Me! Me me me me me! ME! ME!" *Bursts into tears*

Bloody millenials...

Addaway Day 3,402, 08:33

idk man, pretty baby boomerish I reckon

Mad Pauly Day 3,402, 08:48

Boomers would have bought the ball with their stupidly high pensions, then sold it at a huge profit to people with sub-prime mortgages to cause another banking crisis.

Mr Knee Day 3,402, 17:55

What do you care? Your a cat....

Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 02:32

Exactly. So the ball should be mine. Everything should be mine. 😉

VoodooMike71 Day 3,403, 02:49

Everything already is yours. It's just that you need opposable thumbs to use most of it.

Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 03:55

One day, VM, one day...

Then cats will rule the world!

Mr Knee Day 3,403, 04:57

Nah... Cats are as arrogant and smug as humans... Corruption Will be in the form of catnip in brown paper bags or the availability of female pussy. Cats will do a bad job as they might have thumbs but they still expect their human slaves to feed them. I mean, where would cats store their money to go shopping with?? And don't dismiss the number of cats dying in plane crashes as they try to catch birds in the air...

Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 19:05

We don't need to carry our money. That's what humans are for. And planes have windows to stop us from leaping out and catching birds.

As for the catnip... you trying to bribe me there?

Fataliix Day 3,403, 01:06

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Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 03:58

Grrr... I ain't no damn millenial. Gen X here, best generation ever. With the possible exception of "My Generation" - ironically written by a bunch of Boomers...

Fataliix Day 3,403, 04:15

I pressed the wrong button and deleted my comment whilst going to reply yay I am an excellent IT professional.
I guessed that you were born sometime in the 80s so could have gone either way. Maybe you're older than I thought. 😛 Gen X are pretty chill though.

Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 04:54

Yeah, I'm old. And creaky and grouchy and bitter. But sometimes chill (or chilled, but not frozen unless it's bitterly cold and my heating fails). Not old enough to be a Boomer though

VoodooMike71 Day 3,403, 07:41

You can get a special allowance for your heating.

VoodooMike71 Day 3,403, 07:43

Generation X FTW (if we can be bothered)

Mad Pauly Day 3,403, 12:21

I'm not *that* old, dammit! 😛