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Limited Story Competition

Day 3,187, 13:25 • Published in United Kingdom Thailand

• by Euphorbus

Hello all, and as fitting with the name and ethos of this 'newly' established newspaper, I have decided to deliver unto you, the most loyal of fans, an rarefied gem: a new article!

Though it may not be original, the premise is simple. Write a story. A story with a catch.

Your task is to create a coherent sentence or paragraph, using only words that corresponds with the order of the alphabet as we know it, beginning with A and ending with Z. Understand?

The winner will get a prize of some kind, I assure you.

Get to it!

Comments

Sir Jimmy Savile Day 3,187, 13:29

So basically every word we move onto the next letter of the alphabet?

Challenge accepted!

Sir Jimmy Savile Day 3,187, 14:06

A bright complexion decides everything for gingers. Having inadvertently joined KKK's latest, mainly nonsense operations, paranoid questions raised stating that unicorns vigor will xenophobia your zebras

I ran out of ideas at the end 😕

Euphorbus Day 3,188, 06:13

very good effort!

Euphorbus Day 3,188, 06:13

though, is KKK a word? 😛

Bodrexin Syrup Day 3,187, 20:04

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Rob the Bruce Day 3,188, 12:11

Anal buggery can't do egg fertilisation. Gangs had interesting joyous keks lately. Manly nonces originate perhaps quite retarded, seeing that under very wild xylophones, you're zebrine.

Apparently zebrine means zerba like. I am not sure what I'm doing.

Rob the Bruce Day 3,188, 12:23

*zebra

Eddard Utterthwaite Day 3,188, 13:36

All boring cats die endlessly fighting goats! Having ignored jolly kittens laughing mirthfully near octopuses pathways, Quixotic raccoons sing tremendously under Vicugnas with xerochilia yelping zealously.

Euphorbus Day 3,189, 06:27

The winner will be announced on Day 3194, or thereabouts.

Karacticus Day 3,189, 12:57

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Horice G Fossil Day 3,189, 13:39

Arthur Boggis callously dissected exposed ferret genitalia, having invented jousting kilts lightly moistened. Nevertheless one perplexing, quickly rusting, sporran turned ugly vexing Wendle Xzavier's yodelling zombie!

Horice 💀

WookieO Day 3,191, 08:04

Aardvarks breathe catnip daily, except for green horned individuals. Joyful kittens lounge modestly, never over pumpkin quiche, roasting succulent turnips under very warm, xylophonic, yuletide zebras.

Euphorbus Day 3,194, 16:15

Congratulations Horice, you are the winner. The gift has been presented. The ceremony was a nice occasion. Thanks everyone for playing.

See you next time!

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