Lee Campaign Cabinet, Fundraising, & Oblige?
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by General Cartman Lee
Who are you voting for President of the United States fo America?
A quick fundraising note before I get to the good stuff. As many of you probably have guessed, my opponents purchase votes for their articles. I do not have the funds alone to compete with them, so if you have a surplus of money and want to help me pay for it, any donations would be welcome. Don't feel obligated to do so, but don't worry, I am not using your money to pay scores of staffers $100,000-$180,000 like Mitt Romney does. Please send these donations directly to my account.
Well, as some of you know... tonight was the dreadfully boring "Presidential debate".. and for the second consecutive month, upon orders from Oblige, I was not invited to participate. It is a really sad state of affairs in our country when a major Presidential candidate is not invited to a free and fair debate. Government censorship and control over what is supposed to be a neutral debate with all the candidates have made the eUSA the opposite of what our nation was designed to stand for and should stand for.
The following positions are still available. I felt like I should give the American people a significant portion of my cabinet for their judgment in the meantime.
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Press
Secretary of the Interior
Vice President - Dan Wang
Wang is a former Party President of the now deceased United Independents Party, as well as a former US Congressman. He is a very reasonable figure with excellent diplomatic skills and the experience to take on the role of Vice President. Choosing someone who is a diplomat and a peacemaker is exactly what this country needs to unite and become stronger than ever.
Chief of Staff – SpecialKHouse
With Congressional experience in Romania, as well as an ambitious member of my own party, he is well suited to this executive experience. The COS must be someone who can manage the Presidential appointees and keep everything in order, and this fresh face will be a welcome relief to a position too often filled with the same elitist insiders.
Secretary of State – Jimakos-Thess
This prominent Greek diplomat who has been an active American citizen for quite some time would give the USA someone who can truly represent us on the international stage. He is currently a member of the Illyrian MU which further shows that this is an individual who can be trusted with diplomacy with various national leaders. It’s time for a shakeup at the state department by appointing an individual who has the connections and ability that this role requires.
Secretary of War – Deificus
Deificus has occupied nearly every senior military and defense position in our government and armed forces. At a time when an invasion is a very distinct possibility, we need to bring back a leader with proven success at defending our nation and who commands universal respect among our military. The war department will be focused on both defending our own borders, and taking the fight to any who attempt to do so.
Secretary of Immigration – Maximillian Payne
As the current immigration system will be eliminated and transferred under executive authority, a new cabinet post will be created in my administration. Payne is a former US Congressman with a great deal of experience in immigrant affairs. His role will be to identify Congressmen who are letting in players that are consistently fighting against the United States and enforce the policy that I outlined in my previous article. A fair, yet strong-armed leader, he will be a welcome change from the current policies which only apply the rules to some, but yet let others run wild letting in potential threats.
Secretary of Homeland Security – Sidarta
Tying in to the previous department, the Homeland Security Department, which yours truly took the initiative in creating under the GoalieBCSC Administration under Shermain’s jurisdiction, will be reintroduced under the authority of Sidarta. This is a very experienced bureaucrat who specializes in ATO efforts. His job will be to assess, monitor, and lead all necessary efforts against possibly hostile takeover attempts that may occur on American soil.
I will leave it up to you, the American people, to make the decision. Do you want another cabinet filled with the same snobby elites thet get appointed, and do an awful job every month, and laugh at you in their smoke filled IRC rooms, like Israel Stevens has offered? or do you want to see an experienced, and diverse group of individuals in the cabinet? I have said that I will be a different sort of President, and I will keep that promise. It's time for real change in our country. Let's make it happen!
Vote General Cartman Lee on Tuesday, June 5th.
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Good luck
You were not invited to eNPR because you have a record of shouting obscenities, talking over people, and generally being an ass on air. I can remember many a time where you called in simply to troll the show, and therefore, we don't let you on. You can't play both sides, and you have to deal with the consequences of your actions.
And by the way, Oblige has nothing to do with who gets invited onto eNPR. It was the consensus of the Media department that you would not follow decorum.
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you smell funny
my president 😁
Civil AnARSey....
actually, I shout out fluffers # when I am not allowed on the air as a normal guest.
I do not do anything else.... and you excluded me before I even started giving his numero out.
Oblige did not let me on for PERSONAL reasons... and you follow that.
pro serbian PTOer for homeland sec ahahahahahahahah
I'm guessing all the other "members" agreed to this only in your overworking imagination pizza...
"for PERSONAL reasons"
you mean the fact that you PERSONALLY are a gigantic douche? xD
BeDva, I love the fact that you ignored my CoS and SoS choices... who are FAR from "Serbian PTOers"
Please stop bringing prejudice in to the game.
I love my Croatian friends.
I love my Serbian friends.
Enough with the hate. Those wars are over.
o7
@BeDva more are you pro serbian PTOer than I
And I was not Serb or eSerb !
no hate, just playing the game.. and your buddies are PTOers...
and I did not ignore your other choices, if you have reading impediments, let me repeat: I'm guessing all the other "members" (of your cabinet) agreed to this only in your overworking imagination pizza...
"Sidarta", formerly known as Milidragovic, gimme a break lol man
you are a Serb and an eSerb, who participated in many PTOs, and your only intention here is to hurt the US...
@BeDva
in which I PTO actions was please say
Actually... every single member of my cabinet ASKED to be included... OR agreed to it before I listed them.
Time to drink the Kool-Aid everybody.
Line up and become one with the comet.
That gives me an idea, we've always had governments and now we have militias.
Maybe they will give us cults too! Would that make you happy Ajay? Your little toadies could all get really fat and dance around in dresses to honor you!
am i the only one thinking about Pizza is the dumbest guy in the game?
Endorsed \o/
This is a great cabinet, one that can make things interesting again.
Btw, BeDva is a butthurt with some RL issues... If he's not kissing Romers butt, then he's spreading hate, just ignore him.
enemy cabinet
Firstly, you didnt present a speach at the debate and fell waaay behind your opponents. Im pretty sure we ar all glad you werent invited because all wed hear is poor me I got banned now pay me. Second... You dont need money, you are just lying and stealing from the impulsive you pathetic beggar. Third... you are blatantly telling us you intend on buying votes. Glove isnt buying and I can say with 80% assurance israel isn't, however I cant speak for cromstar. Admit it, you are failing.....
By the way... you have more elitists than some of your opponents, genius. Gloves cabinet is way lower in its elitist numbers when viewed proportionaly. Im counting 80% of your cabinet to be elitists. And your secretary of immigration... are you TRYING to sound facist?
Gloves cabinet is around 40-50% elitists. Israels is at max 60%, and Im still investigating croms stance
Failure
Oh Lord, please stop with the ghost-of-Reagan pictures. Nearly upchucked my breakfast.
"a major Presidential candidate"
who demoted you, weren't you once a six-starred general?
plus you're own multi beat you for third place last time (you can't even effectively manage your own multi's, why should we believe you can manage a fake country?)
nor will you answer journalists' questions (check any number of his past articles and see where my questions are still unanswered)
@gbdb... Israel.. and GloveL... certainly 100% buying votes !!
Come on chet and I will give you the log who does not believe
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Good luck General Carthman Lee, also big support to your team !
YOU ARE SENNDING MASSAGE TO WHOLE WORLD WHAT DEMOCRATY IS ALL ABOUT !
BIG SUPPORT TO YOU AND YOUR TEAM !
when I was SecMed I went to bat for you, Ajay. against counsel, I got you on eNPR, and the first thing you did was shout out Pfukker's phone number. this is not "the second time" but has been ongoing for many months. every time anyone gives you the benefit of the doubt, offers you an opportunity to present yourself as a credible participant, you shoot yourself in the foot.
"the elites" don't beat you, Ajay, you beat yourself. every time.
Voted hard. ^ But kid above me is butthurted.
😁 At least I am loyal, unlike you, which you freely admit.
If you had any sense you would give up on presidency and earn some credibility. Try that, then go back for POTUS. Right now you are worthless and the only reason you have a cabinet is because they want someone out there who can make them big and famous... as soon as it benefits them theyll turn on you, just like you did to your nation.
And way to completely steal Gloves campaign in your last article you idiot. What moron is going to think you had the brains to realize that?
Good luck General Carthman Lee.
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😁, nice insults.
"steal" his campaign? WHAT?
@GCL: Really, you shouting out Pfeiffer's phone number is the first disruptive incidence? I recall six separate times where you called into eNPR and pretended to be another person, quite badly if I may add. I also recall a point where right after I called you out for impersonating someone, you started shouting obscenities. Of all the times we've had you on, I cannot recall one time where you were dignified, and didn't break down to talking over and insulting people.
oRly?
Oblige and I had a very civil debate in January...
Keep treating me that way... expect me to keep trolling your 15 listener show.
You cant troll shit if youre blocked, wise ass.
And on that same episode you:
1) Referred to Pfeiffer as 'Lord of the Buffet' as well as Osama Bin Laden
2) Called Josh Frost a PTO'er
3) Called the Ultramarines Al Queda
And we had to mute you for talking out of turn 3 separate times. And that's not including the after-party.
If that's your definition of Civil, I hesitate to ask what you consider aggressive.
I clicked on the article because I was in the title; then I was disappointed 🙁
Two-clicking like a pro for months and it finally pays off. Glad to see I'm getting some entirely undue recognition in the form of an unsolicited seat at the table of excellence.
This, my friends, was a triumph.
is there an emoticon that represents puking ;😞),,,,,,,,,, how's that?
"a major Presidential candidate"
who demoted you, weren't you once a six-starred general?
if you are going to harass me via Multi's, at least answer this one
no worries, u will never win🙂
You still try? I thought you would've given up by now.
^ Really? You are a month old.
I'm outraged, Outraged!! I tell you, at the blatant discrimination displayed by excluding Ajay from the debate that 15 people listened to.
The exclusion is obvious bigotry against those living with the daily challenge of Tourette's syndrome.
Today, they ban Ajay from a debate. Tomorrow, they'll arrest me on the Santa Monica Pier for screaming at the top of my lungs about the Trilateral Commission-League of Women Voters' conspiracy while wearing my underwear on my head! Stop the madness!
^ We had 70 people live last night, and plenty more archived listeners. We are not a 15 listener show 😃