Josh Frost: So Yeah I'm Running For....
Josh Frost
Oh we all knew this day was coming... I mean seriously why else would I come back. I love the fighting aspect of the game, but I love politics even more. In previous articles I have spoken about some of the problems we face as a nation and I intend to help fix them. We can either change now or die a slow agonizing death. It’s time for a change America. We need a different voice advocating for the hopes, dreams, and desires of the ordinary eUSA citizen. I’m not going to lie to you, it will be a hard battle. I am going to have to spend the next few days getting back into political shape and have crafted the purrfect workout for that:
10 Reps of Pontificating
10 Reps of Patriotic Grandstanding
10 Reps of Elitism
10 Reps of Alcoholism
10 Reps of Bribery
10 Reps of Womanizing
Like I said America it’s going to be a rough two days getting back into political shape. I’m going to be busting as*, but I think can do it. I plan to work hard at my plan and be ready by the time the election rolls around. So to answer your question.... Yes America, I am currently announcing my candidacy for Congress!!!!
Get ready America!!! I am going to legislate the f’ing sh*t out of you!!!
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Comments
First for kittens and the eUSA!!!
I got excited until I actually read the article! 😛
Got my vote.
RAWR
I support this.
Exactly how much support you talking? Like with two hands, in a cradle like position, or?
Like in the womanizing picture. I always support Frosty that way.
Voted for RAWR
So, to expect an interesting month in our eCongress in June? : P
Frost for Speaker of the House!
Not chairman meow again. 🙂
Kittens FTW!
You set up a grand article and I thought you were going to say CP. I guess congress works.
This article succeeded with its intended purpose.
I loved this brings back memories of the old school congressional platforms.
P/H to vote it up!
Frosty will make Congress cooooooooooooooool!
V and already subd
Use your powers for good.
Donkey Kong not sure he want associate with talking cat. Give Donkey Kong heeby jeeby.
Talking Cat buy Donkey Kong life time supply of bananas and hookers. How does Donkey Kong feel now?
Donkey Kong does not fish.
*spits coffee*
Frost for Congress!
Go Kitten o/
\o
Forget congress, move to the AFA, anounce to the world that you want to be AFA PP and the eUSA will follow you there and elect you, then the ATO will be complete.
Oh then also you will be able to just put yourself in congress.
Also, voted for the Barton sisters, not the cats, I'm tired of those.
That's fine. We'll just take over an elitist party and migrate there.
You still owe me $1000 for photoshopping a picture to make it look like I voted for whatever slob you ran in the USWP.
as if you had the organizational abilities to do so.
We had 27.50% in the last Congress Elections. Do the math. You can't hold 5 parties.
Good luck !
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Kitteh will rule with iron paw.
good luck
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I, for one, welcome our Kitteh overlord. ^ _ ^