Join the Fail Church \0/
Horice G Fossil
We are looking for our Pope
Cardinals,Priests and followers today !
We have low Introductory offers for this week only !
Be Pope for only 25 gold per month
(Mitre and Cloak hire from .5 gold a week)
Cardinal a one off payment of 10 gold !
Priest for an unbelievable 1 gold a week !
Follower will only cost 50% of your wages a week !
Our mobile worship centre will be in your region soon !
so no need to find religion we're comming to find you !
We have a sliding scale of commandments,
the more you pay the less you have to obey.
Starting at a resonable 1 gold per commandment ignored !
So on your knees and get ready to join us today !
Bless you my children,Horice
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(one off free blessing for more see below)
Special for a few days only !
Blessings £2.50 (normally £5.00) or two for £4.50
so don't delay hop on down and don't miss out !
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Comments
Brilliant.
How much do I have to pay to be eJesus?
PM me and we'll talk 😛
Horice 🙂
Fail Church is best Church
Are you inclusive of other failths? I am a lapsed Pastafarian.
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Horice 😃
Horice you are a horrible cynic, but i like it 😃
Horice your mockery of the church is entertaining 😃
i name Horice as the new pope
his name shall be P.D.O Phile
@ KiraQuest
If you've got enough gold we don't care what you are !
Horice 🙂
Great work Horice \o/
Great Friend 😃
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You will give me gold, and you will like it!
I am a jedi!
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Seems legit.
This seems like an excellent business proposition.
"Our mobile worship centre will be in your region soon !"
That pic made me laugh. Good luck
i wish Winston could see this now!!! XD
This is basically religion unveiled
lol, voted
I can be your Pope 😉 I could use the extra gold 😛
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god.
@ Cabrin Bu
I'm afraid you have to pay me to be Pope 😛
@ Charles D
I also have been touched by his noodly tentacles \o/
Horice 🙂
I like this religion, it's my favourite.