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In a messed up world a light still shines

Day 3,284, 06:05 • Published in United Kingdom

• by VoodooMike71

There’s no getting away from it.

The world is in decline.

The eUK is in decline.

Your party is in decline.

Not my party, obviously. I’m in ESO, when the party never stops and the membership numbers keep going up. No, I’m talking about your party (unless you too are in ESO, in which case - you already know this).

Your party is in decline. Here’s the proof…

(for illustration purposes only)

See? That’s an actual graph, and it shows that your party is in decline while ESO is on the up. And everyone knows you can’t argue with graphs.

So, the real question here is what are you going to do about it? Are you going to continue to wallow, helplessly, in a declining party? Are you going to hang around and watch the sad, slow death of inactive party-chums you’ve probably never spoken to?

That’s you, that is

No, of course not.

You’re going to hightail it out of there, ignoring the ever-fading cries from uninspired party-ites jealous of your can-do attitude, and make your way to ESO, where you’ll bathe luxuriously in the warm pool of sunlight cast by the UK’s last bastion of larks and activity.

That’s what you’ll do, isn’t it?

Yes. Of course it is.

See you in ESO. You know it makes sense.

Touch the heart to join ESO

Comments

Grogu. Day 3,284, 06:09

Still wasting time writing this? If you want to use the media at least write something interesting for the eUK 40 real members left to read. They are starving.