Great Balls Of Fire

Day 2,286, 10:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Thedillpickl



Hi kids!

I've finally gone and done it. Your pickle is now officially an e-lite citizen. Go look here, I'll wait... Now that there's a little 'brown' on my profile page I feel better. Always felt something was lacking, now I have it all. lol

On to more important shiz.




RW's Anyone?

Today set two of Canada's War of Northern Aggression* began.


Somebody ain't happy.
(Pic stolen from... err, I mean 'provided by' Alexandria the Great, feel free to thank him.)

I really hope that the US is enjoying their wipe of Canada. They are doing such a wonderful job of teaching us a lesson. Almost as good of a job as they are doing in RL hockey at Sochi.

For those living under a rock I will give the short version of Canada's strategy. (Can't believe this would be a security breach as even the simplest mind can comprehend what is going on.) We are RW'ing the shit outta the US. We will continue to RW as many Imperial US colonies as we can, as often as we can, and generally be a pain in the ass.

The discussion is long over about who said/did what to whom. (Feel free to piss and moan in the comment section, that amuses me.) We are now at the point of who will blink first. Canada is racking up TP gold, ranking up faster than ever and generally having a ball. How's it hangin' in the US?

*War of Northern Aggression, Wikipedia got this right. \o/



Canada Sends Greetings

This is wrapping up.
Fight for Japan in Hokkaido, don't run the wall up past 55-60%.
We've won Quebec back, thank you!
If that's doing well fight for Canada in Quebec.
US retains their salty peter.
If both of those are fine mess with US saltpeter, fight for Mexico in Baja.

To my friends in the US, be sure to tell those in charge how much you appreciate them pissing in our Wheaties.
And do have a nice day.




Update

Tit for tat.

Mr. Wild Owl seems grumpy today. Be sure to send a PM and wish him well.