Famous quotes about erepublik(part one)

Day 1,224, 07:28 • Published in Greece Greece • by Omino
My goal is humor I do not intend to offend someone personally, but I raise situations and events that happened in erepublik


“Until now, we knew that e-turks were cheating like cheaters. From now on we shall say that the cheaters are cheating like e-turks."

-Winston Churchill

"e-Life is really simple, but admins insist on making it complicated."

-Confucius

"When admins have faults, they do not fear to ignore them"

-Confucius

"Our greatest glory is not to stop creating multies but in creating more multies every time we fall(about citizens of e-turkey)"

-Confucius

"Multies are the voice of the Cheater"

-Confucius

"The worst moment for the cheater is when he realizes that his multies are more experienced than his original account"

-Dante Rossetti

"I don't know what bots will be used in next turkish-greek war, but in the second following greek-turkish war only bots will fight."

Albert Einstein

"If turkish players are invited to a dinner party with their characters, they would show up with their multies."

-unkown source

"Turks usually try to quote themselves, but their chat program ends up connecting them with their multies."

-Greg Gazin

"Multies minimize the need for mastercards;wars can be done without; one bot solves the fight problem for many years; real players are superfluous."
-Albert Einstein

"Dear citizen, if you were my love, I'd stole your money!' Admin if you were my love, I would ask you for divorce and spousal support!"

-Winston Churchill

"Here's to you(citizens) and here's to me(admin), and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

-Source Unknown

"zbot is simply a Karaoke for cheaters"

-Greg Gazin

"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through e-life, choose to know how to hide your multibots."(about citizens of e-turkey)

-Jennifer Jones

"I don't know the question, but it's admin's fault is definitely the answer"

-Woody Allen

"Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears."(about admins)

-Charles Caleb

"Ah...so many multies, so little time..."

-Robin Williams (about admins)

"It's better to be angry without paying for gold than to be angry after you paid."

-Marilyn Monroe

"E-turks and fair play are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste prostitute."

-Malcolm Muggeridge

"Once you can accept the erepublik as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, fighting against multies is easy."

-Albert Einstein

"In erepublik, if you are an e-turk(especially a lazocrat) and you commit a crime, admins won't do anything and you'll continue. If you commit a crime, admins will ban you, or they'll ban you again."

-Robin Williams

"When you have got a ticket to send, and you're not a top costumer, it's best not to waste your time."

-Abraham Lincoln

"The only people playing erepublik will be cheaters, so it will be, Will you create multies with bots or manually?"

-Robin Williams

"If you want to find someone who does not know that they're bots on erepublik, ask admin...if you'd like to find a bot, ask an e-turk."

-Margaret Thatcher

"e-turks are trying to find themselves as citizens, sometimes that's not easy to do. thousands of citizens live their entire e-lifes without finding themselves. But it is something they must do. The best way for them to find themselves as citizens is to prove to themselves that they're not cheating."

-Marilyn Monroe

"Citizen's three main obligations(work-train-fight) are incomplete without the fourth – create multies."

-Source Unknown

That was the part 1 of the humorous series of articles with name “famous quotes about erepublik”.



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