EZC Increases Benefits Package

Day 3,332, 17:15 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Day 3332 of the New World
January 3, 2017








Fighting with Easy Company Just Got Even Better!


As of January 1st, every full member of Easy Company received a little surprise in their paychecks. We’ve increased our benefits package, and you should probably check this out.

First of all, our Soldiers now make a wage of between $125 and $130 per work click.

That alone is not really all that spectacular considering you can make almost $100 more on the job market. Ah, but let’s not forget that all working ground troops at Easy Company also qualify for an unlimited supply of Q7 weapons purchased through our Armory at a whopping 50% discount.

Let’s examine one of our members and see what kind of benefits he’s receiving under the new system. eUSA, meet what4.




What4 works twice daily. So what4 makes 14 * $130 = $1,820 per week minus a few bucks to taxes. Out of that he buys his Q1 house, so kiss $960 goodbye. But look what happens to our friend what4 when he starts tanking!

When you average around 10k kills/week like he does, you end up burning through over 3,000 Q7 weapons. So let’s say what4 does just that, 3K Q7’s. On the market, those weapons will cost him about $17 apiece or $51,000. But through the EZArmory he gets them for half of that. In other words, he appreciates a $25,500 benefit through Easy Company. He’s not likely to complain about that extra $100/work he could make on the job market. Nope, he doesn’t complain at all. After all, he's making nearly $1,900 per work click.

Of course not everyone is what4.

So let’s bottom-line this right now. Using broad strokes, let’s say you can make $1400 more per week on the job market than you could working for EZC. Take that $1400 and convert it into Q7 weapons? That’s about 165 Q7 weapons per week. My guess is most of my readers consume more than 165 Q7’s in a week. And if that’s you, perhaps you should consider joining Easy Company. There’s a reason why we are the best.

And if you don’t fire off that many Q7’s? I mean, really not everyone does I know that... In fact we have many members who don’t buy anywhere near that many Q7’s from the EZArmory. Ask yourself, why would they stay in EZC if they could get better “benefits” elsewhere? I’m glad you asked yourself that question. Now try and answer it. I’ll wait.

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RIGHT. They stick around because there are TONS of other benefits to being EZC. I mean, beyond the status of belonging to one of the top Military Units in the entire eWorld, there are the random giveaways, contests, and other games that keep us actively maintaining the most active off-site forum in eUSA. And yes, there’s the “community”. Don’t laugh. When EZC talks about community we mean it. Try this: post a question on your Party or MU shout wall. Then see how many answers you get in three hours. In EZC you’d have half a dozen or more. We’re that kind of band of brothers. And did I mention the gigantic Christmas Bonuses??? Oh yeah there were Christmas Bonuses.

I didn’t mention our Airborne unit yet, did I? Oh that was foolish of me. Because you need to know that we just tripled our monthly stipend of Q1 weapons being distributed to Airborne soldiers. CURRAHEE!!! We’re, of course, already famous for the over 10K Gold we’ve distributed to our Airborne units so that every single member can max out Perception Training whenever Plato remembers his promises.




Oh yeah, there’s a reason that 8 of the top 10 Airborne Soldiers in eUSA are EZC Airborne. (23 of the top 50 and over 40% of the top 100, in case you were wondering.)

Well, anyway, I just thought I’d let the rest of you all in on the fun. Want to join? Do.

You can find our commune jobs on the market at $1.03 - makes ‘it easier to find that way. Once you climb aboard, drop a note to someone in our Chain of Command and get yourself acclamated. You’ll love it here, I promise.





You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking