EZC 1 - Spain 0
Gnilraps
EZC Journal
Day 1,553 of the New World
20 February 2012
Easy Company Turns Tide!
With eUSA losing Navarra round 1 to Spain, Easy Company command issued the order for a mass bazooka kill.
Naomikins of 1st Regiment answered the call first, dropping somewhere around 50 energy bars and 45 Bazookas.
Her reward?
WillyPedro, was also seen dropping massive bazooka shots and turned the tide a second time in favor of eUSA.
He did this selflessly, dropping 17 Bazookas in an effort he knew would not earn him a Battle Hero award.
Said WillyPedro, "Kill dem double pig-disgustings."
After WillyPedro pushed the pin blue, twisted-pixel started firing his bazookas, keeping the needle over 52%.
pixel said he spent 6 Bazookas and whatever else he had laying around, even to the point of firing off with Q5 weapons when all else ran dry.
As EZC CO and Secretary of Defense, I sat proudly and watched as fellow OMS soldiers from ST6 Maxx Johnson, SGTRock, and a few others also chimed in with damage at critical moments. President Oblige had a few things to say with his tanks as well.
At the end, it looked something like this in Navarra:
But most importantly, it looked like this:
Now let's go win the rest of them!
...just another day at the office for Easy Company.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
o7
It was fun!
FTW
EZC and ST6!
EZC FTW!! o7
i was there too but without bazookas
selflessly
😁
Thanks weas. fixed
gratz
Hail USA and EZC
o7
o7
o7
well done
I enjoyed the implication that a single MU beat Spain on their own.
Well done Naomikins and everyone else that answered the call. I blew my reserve of bazookas on some foreign war that got sniped from me. I wish that I had saved mine for this occasion.
funny Fluffer. if you had actually read the article, you'd have noticed credit given elsewhere. But then you just like to troll cantankerously. Good thing nobody likes you.
I just had an EZCgasm.
@ Soren. Hey. It's about the first time I've ever heard him say he actually "enjoyed" something. You take what you can get...
So much win in this article!
Fun Stuff!!
In your screen shot of Navarra you can see the SEAL Klabauterman adding his stamp of approval!
voted.
Nicely played Naomikins!!
EZC FTW!!
errrr
Sorry I missed out on the fun. EZC!
o7