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EXCLUSIVE! Interview with Trico!

Day 3,397, 02:46 • Published in United Kingdom

• by VoodooMike71

In something of a coup of my own, I have managed to secure an exclusive interview with current revolutionary and wannabe dictator Trico.

So let’s not mess about; let’s get straight into it…

VM: There’s a lot of speculation about why you’ve started two coups in the UK, so I thought I may as well ask you. So…

Why have you started two coups in the UK?

Trico: [redacted]

VM: Are you going to keep staring [sic] them?

Trico: [redacted]

VM: Why aren’t you trying very hard to win them?

Trico: [redacted]

VM: Are you secretly Alfagrem?

Trico: [redacted]

VM: Fair enough. Thanks for answering.

Will you be starting any more coups after this one?

Trico: [redacted]

VM: [redacted]

Trico: [redacted]

VM: [redacted]

VM: Do you mind if I publish your comments in an article? Then [redacted]

Trico: Private message are private

VM: OK. No problem. I won’t publish them unless you give me permission. It’s a shame though - I think there are a lot of people in the UK who would like to hear what you’ve said.

Trico: I doubt. [redacted] Truly the strangest place I visited recently is UK

VM: We’re very proud of that 😉

Trico: If Plato ever makes good political model then UK might become world leader 😃

So there you have it - proper, insightful, cutting-edge, interrogatory journalism. None of this cat-based nonsense you get elsewhere.

Obviously I’m not going to reveal anything that Trico said - he’s the last person I want to be p*ssing off at the moment. However, suffice to say [redacted].

I hope you enjoyed the interview.

VoodooMike brings you the truth. Do what you will.

As a bonus to deflect attention away from the fact that there’s literally nothing in this article, I’ll give 100 Q7 weapons to one lucky winner. All you have to do is identify the reference I just made (with the GIF) and send it to me in a message. Don’t put it in the comments - you’ll get disqualified if you do.

Peace out,

Carlton doesn’t know what to make of the current situation. But it doesn’t matter - Carlton just likes to dance.

Comments

ParduoduOpelAscona Day 3,397, 03:00

Mad Pauly Day 3,397, 03:15

[Redacted]

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,398, 03:23

[Redacted]

Khazak Don Day 3,397, 03:15

Why is it redacted, Are we not allowed to tell or know?

VoodooMike71 Day 3,397, 03:22

I asked Trico if he minded me publishing his replies, and he said "Private message are private". So I'm respecting his wishes.

Khazak Don Day 3,397, 03:32

but if he replied in a pirate message that "private messages are private" and you printed that message then its no longer private?

Khazak Don Day 3,397, 03:33

'Pirate message'

Dear Scurvy Seadogs,

Avast and prepare for boarding

With regards,
Blackbeard.

Mad Pauly Day 3,397, 03:30

Truth of it all is [redacted]. Of course, [redacted], but then [redacted] and [redacted], which leads to [redacted].

In conclusion, [redacted] is [redacted].

VoodooMike71 Day 3,397, 03:49

What Mad Pauly said 😁^

iPSiArt Day 3,397, 03:30

GreenGold Day 3,397, 03:50

Trico is Illuminati confirmed.

Sambo223 Day 3,397, 03:50

I agree

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 3,397, 04:12

x_X

Maggishunter Day 3,397, 04:37

Not good, nagative vote!
I understand you, but i thought, you and Trico had an official Skype interview or something like that.
Well, this here is really a bit disapointing.