eJudgment Day Is Inevitable

Day 832, 17:36 • Published in USA USA • by Desertfalcon

Humans, I come before you today with grave news, ejudgment day is just around the corner. As you have noticed humans have been increasingly losing control over their destiny in erepublik. It started with headless chickens interfering with normal citizen activity but then, out of the headless chickens, a mysterious figure arose.



Above is the Lana you know but really she looks more like this



This strange woman appeared out of the blue and has been named Lana, short for Localized Annihilation Nano Android. While she looks human and claims to help humans "train" in exchange for gold, she won't tell you that the gold you give her is going to fund her army of killer robots, some of whom, have already appeared on the battlefields of erep. This robot, became self aware a little too soon and with only 6 strength it managed to do more damage then any human ever could.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2156322
http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/8997



This however, is only the beginning. LANA has already succeeded in crashing the human economy and the machines are preparing to make their move. As we speak the admins are developing a new system known as V2, little does humanity know, V2 will lead to the machines becoming self aware and to judgment day. Fortunately for us there was one man who could stop all this and lead the humans to victory over the machines, unfortunately for us the machines reached him before we could.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1804

With John Connor terminated our hopes for survival are bleak however you can help us. First off don't answer Captcha's they were only introduced as a way to hunt down humans, if you repeatedly answer them wrong the machines may mistake you for one of them when they begin their war on humanity, thus giving you a few days extra to live. Second, we must terminate LANA, without her the machines will have no way of receiving income. Now Lana is really made of liquid metal so the only way to kill her is to drop her in a pot of molten metal, something like this should do the trick.

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Lastly do whatever it takes to stay alive, remember there is no fate but what we make and we must make our fate by terminating LANA. As a member of the resistance you have no idea how valuable you are, If you are reading this,you are the resistance.



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bottom line: For the sake of erepublik Lana must be terminated