Double Life Parody

Day 1,991, 01:59 • Published in Australia Netherlands • by lancer450

Hello dear eRepublikans,

For two years, I’ve lived a double life. In the day I go to school – sit in traffic, roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.



But at night, I live a life of exhilaration of missed heartbeats and adrenalin.



And, if the truth be known, a life of dubious virtue. I won’t deny it – I’ve been engaged in violence, even indulged in it. I’ve maimed and killed adversaries, and not merely in self-defence.



I’ve exhibited disregard for life, limb, and property, and savoured every moment.



You may not think it, to look of me but I have commanded armies.



I’ve set morality aside, I have no regrets. For though I’ve led a double life, at least I can say – I’ve lived.



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