Dear Acacia Mason....
supabeasty
This is my ultimatum. If you do not join me here in the United Kingdom I will file divorce and release all of the secret sex tapes you trusted me with and I will get all the proceeds from them.
Do the right thing.
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Attention Whore is Whoring
lol😛
Realy?
Come' on?
you got to be kidding?
Sex tapes are in eRep now?
Next thing you know we'll all be holding a Charlie Sheen roast...
LMAO
tell him that you're pregnant.It works like a charm ^.^
Better yet, tell him you are pregnant, it might be.. but most probably is his. Then you are pretty sure you won't be able to ever work again due to the hardship of you pregnancy and impending labour.
Then ask for a formal list of assets as of the time of inception. Allude to the fact it might be twins, then disclose the fact that you do not have any health insurance (yes this does still mean something in Canada).
Then tell him about your addiction to meth.
Oh my....London Calling?
Fine, the sex tapes will be released.
ahahahaha