CSRI: eUK

Day 2,699, 03:14 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid



Puts on Twirls detective hat.

Today on CSRI, brilliant detective Hail Astrid takes on a list of suspects, separating the innocent from the guilty. The wheat from the chaff. The good, upright citizens who should be allowed into the great country of the eUK and those who should try again with their less-suspicious-looking multis.

A.K.A. Looking at the list of citizenship requests, taking a cursory glance at some profile pages and taking a wild guess on whether that person is harmless or attempting to PTO/MTO/whatever-TO us.





New Faustian Man appears to be an acceptable candidate from the outset. Decent English, claims to have history in the eUK, seemed to be mainly interested in bonuses and even tops it off with a respectful o7 after everything. To top it off, he's pretty damn strong.

But something didn't seem right. Further investigation was required.

The allusion to Faust raised my suspicions about NFM's suitability.


Thank you Google for making me look like I know stuff.

I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with my fellow eUK citizens dealing with the Devil... other than Plato, of course.

Then I realized...




Yeah, I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that we should reject that one.





Other notable mentions:


Sounds a bit like a heavy-handed sexual proposal. I'm ambivalent on this one.


Dude knows how to make a convincing argument.




An interesting claim that I had to investigate.


Just don't Image Search that.



So basically if your Xbox has any issues, Ohad's your man. I'd say he's a keeper.



Thank you for reading! And don't forget to fight for democracy and all that.


For Narnia! the eUK