Canadian Victory in Yukon

Day 667, 20:33 Published in USA USA by Rheinlander von Phalz
17 September 2009, Day 667 of the New World. WHITEHORSE – Canadian forces got the upper hand on Iranian occupational forces yesterday, launching a preemptive strike in a war that Iran declared.



The region’s population wall stood at only 600, a consequence of an undefended region with a mere eight inhabitants. With a total land area of over 450,000 square kilometers, the region doesn’t even have one Canadian for every 50,000 square kilometers.

The Iranian military built up a wall of 13,000 points with five minutes left in the battle. Iranian tanks sighted in the final salvo included Agha Rahman, Imdo, Milad_Dante, Fcsooti, Motahar, Gonde, and a mysterious entity known only as XXFXX. Rahman, Imdo, and Fcsooti are based in the Northwest Territories, which remain under Iranian control.

Canadian forces were assisted by an American deployment, breaking down the wall with more than 16,000 points to spare beyond conquest. Iran has not activated the Canadian mutual defense pacts in this war as they have yet to launch an offensive against Canadian territory.

Iran now only holds one region belonging to Canada – Northwest Territories, a region rich in diamonds. The 835 citizens there are behind a Q5 defense system.