Bristel to the Future: Part Two

Day 1,049, 07:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Bristel Akina

Vote for Beard this October 5th! Oh wai...

These last few days have been rife with finger-pointing, slander, and base rabble-rousing...

It has made me hot for eIreland... Does that make me weird?

There has been a lot said about what can be fixed or not, so I am not going to repeat whatever anyone else has been saying.

I'm still serious about attacking eIran. We've got to do something interesting, or we'll lose more members to boredom. They took our letters I, R, A and N... That will not fly with me... They shall pay for their insolence!

Plans are being laid on the Iran Invasion and my full plans will be revealed if elected. (I'm not willing to pass them on to my competitors, I'm selfish in that way)

NOT TO WORRY: I'm not going to steal from eIreland, nor attack then retreat our regions to anyone...

One major situation that I see being pushed on us unwillingly, the "United Government" plan.

>>>I will not allow eCanada to absorb us into their territories... We are keeping our sovereignty if this means war with our oft-time allies.
My full cabinet is not set, and I am still taking applications from any eIrish citizens who wish to be a minister this month.

Think of me like a guest spot on Love Boat by Charo... wait... what..?


"You can call me Charo, but my full name is María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten, cuchi-cuchi!"

A challenge for eIreland

As the days go by, it has become very clear that a new voice needs to be heard, and in that goal, a new leader needs to step up. I believe I am that leader.

Any questions, comments and flames will be thoroughly rebutted with a big "PFFFT", so you're just going to have to trust me.

Hey, come on, I can't be as bad as Donovan Thomas... so vote for someone who has nothing to lose, therefore nothing to try to grasp all control of... Vote for Bristel Akina tomorrow, October the 5th! Use your vote to rock the country!

Disclaimer: Bristel Akina may or may not pfft at questions or comments, but reserves the right to piss on your cabal of "old-boy" politicians.

VOTE FOR BRISTEL AKINA! A VOTE FOR THE FUTURE! (OR WAS IT BACK FROM THE FUTURE, BUT IN THE PAST, WITH THE TIME TRAVELING DELORIAN?)