April Is The Foolest Month
George Barker
I have been doing a lot of thinking lately, and reading foreign media for the first time in my life. Until now, I had only read propaganda from biased U.S. sources. But now that I have been reading foreign sources, like TASS, Izvestia, Pravda, and the incredibly informative B92, my eyes have been opened, the scales have fallen away, and I know The Truth, which I will outline below:
1) NATO's attack on Serbia was unprovoked. NATO did it, not because, as they claim, Serbia was committing mass atrocities and ethnic cleansing in Kosovo, destabilizing the Balkans by creating hundreds of thousands of refugees. No, they did it just because NATO does these sorts of things. Also, despite Serbia being one of the poorest countries in Europe, they wanted to open some McDonalds there. Yes, Western companies were able to do business everywhere else in Europe -- Poland, Bulgaria, the Baltics, even Russia -- with no problem and no war, but Serbia is special, just because it is. It took a war to force them to allow the West the great privilege of investing money there.
2) Russia is actually the victim in Ukraine. Yes, technically they invaded special operationed Ukraine, but that was only after NATO cleverly baited them into it, by doing those clever NATO things. Because Russia is a powerful country and NATO fears it, they decided to try to start a war with it. This makes perfect sense, now that I have read unbiased sources! Sure, Western economists had predicted Russia's invasion special operation in Ukraine would disrupt the world economy, possibly to the amount of trillions of dollars, and the West was clearly unprepared for the disruption in energy supplies, but they were so afraid of Russia they did it anyway. And besides, they're just born conspirators always conspiracising.
3) This is the most important point: all news media that contradict the above two points are biased, and spreading lies. You can ONLY believe Serbian and Russian media sources, and people on the internet who espouse the Russian and Serbian version of events. All others are either liars or just fools, duped by propaganda, like I once was. Trust the Russian and Serbian media. It is honest and accurate. Trust people online, the louder they yell, the crazier they seem, the more you can trust them, because they are just so full of ... truth it makes them passionate! Trust their passion! They aren't mindless partisans and nationalists who will say anything to "win" -- you are just uninformed. They will try their hardest to open your eyes because they just care about The Truth that much!
Here is a very unattractive woman for you to look at:
UGLY!
Hope you have a great April! Contrary to what the poet said, it isn't the cruelest month -- unless you give in to cynicism and passivity in the face of struggle.
Comments
I was worried there for a moment.
Oh no, what did you do 😃
3rd runner up, Belarusian?
On the contrary, I'd trust Belarusian media above all others, with the possible exception of Turkmenistan's, if only I could find it.
Oh my.
Look what you have done.
The Truth awaits you.
Imperialist pigdogs finally sees the truth! 😃
If you didn't called her "ugly" I'm sure no one could understood it was an April fool ahahahahaha!
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I do not know what I just saw. I wish I could unsee it.
Im sure you are referring to the potato pride song. I watched the second one twice cause it was hilarious.
That was a good Aprils fools ahahah
Poor, poor Russia. They go on military exercises in Belarus and explain to the world its just training to repel an invasion, we have no interest in invading Ukraine. Tensions run high and Russia, once again the voice of calm, tells the world they're pulling troops back from the border because all Russia wants is peace. And not allowing Ukraine to join NATO. But mostly peace. But let's not forget the NATO piece.
Then, just as Russia was returning the troops back to Russia, a funny thing happened. Ukraine began to pose a threat to Russia and Russia was forced (forced!) to special operation the entire army that was war-gaming in Belarus plus the navy that also happened to be doing exercises into Ukraine. Ukraine had been telling the West that it needed to join NATO to protect itself from Russia. Russia invaded to show that just wasn't true. If UKR was just demilitarized and the nazis removed from power, Ukraine would no longer pose a threat to Russia. Oh, also, Russia would like to take some more parts of your country. And while we're at it, Ukraine needs to be more like Belarus. Russia will help find a nice strongman to run UKR and do what friendly Mr Putin tells him to do.
So misunderstood, Russia is.
Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha
That woman needs an ass.
She most certainly has a lot of asses on her tail 👀
Nice G.
breeding lilacs out of the dead land mixing memory and desire stirring dull roots with spring rain
Too much hair tonic ruining your once proud hair do?
my copy of the wasteland must be out of date, I don't remember that line 😉
That girl's legs are suspiciously long....I think I smell Photoshop, but I need to smell the original to be sure....
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Solid reporting! im sure the fact that the u.s. was storing a large majority of there biolabs in ukraine and that preventing a second or third run of covid or any other flesh eating virus from "Accedentaly coming out" Err leaked, escaped! was high on his target list.
And the Nazis! I left out the Nazis! Damnit. Sometimes when you're trying to process a flood of new information some gets misplaced.
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