Amnesty for AFA Members

Day 1,768, 11:28 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Amnesty
Day 1,768 of the New World
22 September, 2012

In the almost 3 years I have been playing eRepublik, almost EVERYTHING has changed at least once. If the button on my computer mouse didn’t look the same, I’d swear Plato changed it too.

Economics – completely changed
Military Strategy – changed, changed again, changed after that, and changed again… still changing
Politics – changed
Newspapers and Media – seriously changed twice
eUSA’s list of “friendly” and “not friendly” nations – changed several times.
Ajay Bruno’s ingame account – changed MANY times after MANY bannings due to cheating.

But two things have been constant.
1: eSerbia is our enemy.
2: Ajay Bruno (Pizza the Hut, General Cartman Lee, Ronald Gipper Reagan) loves eSerbia.

If you are newish in this game, there is one thing you need to be unafraid to do: Hate eSerbia.

Don’t get me wrong, Real Life Serbia is great. Serbia has hot women, awesome cuisine, beautiful geography, rich history, and lovely people.

On the other hand, eSerbia is garbage. They have carried a torch forever, with which they hope to burn eUSA down.

Now eSerbians have absolutely MANIPULATED Ronald Gipper Reagan into the false hope that they actually want to help him succeed in his singular goal – win the White House. RGR (just like all of his prior banned accounts) wants to be President of the eUSA so badly he has broken the laws of eRepublik, threatened people in real life, stalked people in real life, lied to countless new citizens (many of whom end up quitting the game after their reputation becomes besmirched by association with him), and (as far as this game is concerned) worst of all he has allied himself with eSerbia. And eSerbia has been only too willing to use RGR’s thirst for the White House as the dangling carrot. eSerbia only wants one thing: the US TREASURY. RGR aka Ajay Bruno is such a constant in this game that he's even made the urban dictionary.

And so Ronald Gipper Reagan, in making a deal with eSerbian loyalists, has chosen the following deal:

Sell the eUSA Treasury to Serbia in exchange for their support in getting him elected PoTUS.

Each month, thanks to a few successful Congressional campaigns, eSerbians have seated congressmen (with the Gipper’s support) who have in turn admitted more eSerbians. We now have a mass of enemies (which admittedly also includes enemies from several other nations) about 500 “citizens” strong. Their target is our sovereignty.

I offer this history for the benefit of the newer players who have bought into Ronald Gipper Reagan’s lies. He’s been assisted in his work by a few lapdog morons, so perhaps you’ve gotten the idiotic messages in your inbox.

Here’s the bottom line: If you really don’t care that everyone thinks you are an enemy of eUSA, do nothing. But if you regret, even barely, trusting this liar, cheater, and thief, then the eUS Government has approved the following deal.

You will be offered Amnesty from being blacklisted as an associate of Ronald Gipper Reagan (who has also been declared by Congress as an official Enemy of the State). All you need to do is:

1: Leave the American Freedom Alliance
2: Fill out this GDoc: http://tinyurl.com/8z9gg9p
3: Join either We The People, South Carolina ULKU OCAKLARI, or the Federalist Party.
4: Stay out of AFA until after the 26th.
5: Don’t rejoin any Party promoted by Ronald Gipper Reagan.


You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking