A wild Bristel appears! Vote Bristel in Vermont!

Day 1,191, 10:41 • Published in USA Ireland • by Bristel Akina
Oh hay, Bristel returns to the eUSA...

Why am I here? Well, due to some major issues in eNew Zealand, and before in eIreland, I decided to move back to the land of my e-birth.

So what does this mean for you?

Well, I have decided to run for congress in Vermont under the Libertarian Party, great state of maple syrup and Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream! Om nom nom.

Just imagine, me covered in syrup and ice cream on the congressional podium... actually, no, just... just forget that bit...

My Curriculum Vitae:

It seems like someone always posts something like this, so here goes:

I've been a congressman 6 times, 5 in Dublin eIreland, and 1 in Canterbury eNZ.

I've been a party president of a Top 5 party twice, Eire Aontaithe in eIreland, and Peace and Prosperity Party in eNZ.

I have been a junior member of cabinets in both countries.

I was an ambassador to eMexico for 2 months in the eUSA.

There's a lot of other small jobs since then, but currently I am the deputy Chief of Staff in DanielCD's leadership group for the Libertarian Party.

What I want:

I want what you want.

Lately I've been hearing a lot of BS about the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the Congress, and I've been wracking my brains only to come to one conclusion:

Leave the military and politics separated!

So tell me what you want. Use me for your voice.

Spank me and call me a bad boy... Or not, if you ain't into that sort of thing...

Remember to vote for me on the 25th, or else Charo will get you...


You don't even want to know what her "nighttime" look is...

VOTE FOR BRISTEL AKINA,