A New Challenger Appears!

Day 1,046, 23:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Bristel Akina

Dia dhuit, mo chairde,

As some have heard, I will be entering the race for President of Ireland in this month's elections on the 5th. *shock gasp* NO RLY! SRSLY!

Well, I am finally publicly announcing this as a "serious business" ticket.

Here is a look into my upcoming series of articles on my Presidential bid and a little bit about me.

About Bristel Akina:


:Me, singing about the adventures of those long passe😛

I was born on December 3, 2009, or day 744, in Pennsylvania, eUSA. LAND OF LIBERTY. Fun Fact: It was taken over by the eUK and eCanada all in the same week, leaving me stranded for some time.

I've been a citizen of eIreland since about late February, just after I moved to eIreland to fight in the first Battle for Northern Ireland, in which we won, and the next day lost. (I appreciate Edana Savage for the uberfun that was, and I'd love to build on that fun)

I have been a congressman 5 times for Eire Aontaithe, running under EA and Independent Voices, since March. My biggest accomplishment as a congressman in the Dáil has been voting in every in-game vote.

My first career was as a journalist, writing stories about eSouth Africa and other happenings around the world. My biggest accomplishments as a journalist were publishing interviews with Ines Schumacher and Grainne Ni Mhaille, two of eRepublik's most famous women. (Or infamous, if you like, I know people have their opinions [which matter not about them])

I've held positions as Party President of Eire Aontaithe, Minister of New Citizens, and multiple times as an ambassador to some of the smaller countries in the eWorld such as eMexico and ePeru.

I had the pleasure (at the time, a great pleasure, which has seemed to turn more into a debacle than anything) of working as a Battalion Leader in the Peace Corps, a battle group dedicated to helping smaller countries maintain or gain their freedom. I personally worked hard with the others in that group to make sure that Bosnia and Herzegovina would win a resistance war to gain back one of their regions. (Karl Korne seems to capture the ire of the country, but I was in it for the freedom of travel for the short while I had in it)

It has been a long road from there to here, and I've been waiting for the right moment to run in eIreland for President, because I feel that there is a lot of potential that eIreland has, if we just allow ourselves to grasp for more than we expect possible. (grabs dick)


😒ome blurry pic when I was yelling at an audience for being too coolfag:

A Preview of my Platform:

I expect quite a few people will blast me for not addressing what every other candidate has addressed so far, or will. But know this: I know what our apparent problems are, but I will not parrot another candidate's plan or ideas in order to gain votes.

I'm considered and am myself considered a lulz candidate. Take me seriously if you will, but I will likely blast you in articles from here until day 2000 if the other candidates make the mistake of crossing me or any of the friends I have made since moving here.
This includes stealing or lying, or covering up your involvement in some half-assed plans that detract from eIreland in any way. (as fggt as I am, I'm not involved in stupid coups or stealing assets just to "help" eIreland)

Hey look, I'll make a quick statement here about my own problems: I talk to Brits, and I troll them, but I also appreciate them for what they are, a rival country. (We must capture Woldy at once, and bring him to trial where he will be dunked in a tank of Guinness or Harp, whichever is most handy for dipping)

I am also quite susceptible to attacking other candidates. I've done this since Dubhthaigh back when he was impeached, and I'll continue to do it again to others. (*bites Duffy on the butt😉

Bottom line: Here's the lulz:

I will do everything that is possible to attack eIran. I mean, look at them... There isn't an excuse long enough to distract my ADD addled mind from seeing that they are copying us! Their NAME starts with IR !!! How can we let this stand? I say we do our best to travel through Asia and kick their sorry behinds for making IR look so bad.

Oh yeah, also Northern Ireland will be ours again, whether for a day, or for a week, I make no promises, but that will once again be ours.

The capture and kidnapping of Thatcher from the vaults in London. (He's my future husband, and we must get him here if I am to marry him and become Emperor).

The title of Taoiseach shall never be changed, except if I am in office, then my official title will be "The Great Khan of eIreland".


😒exy glorious beards for all!:

My next article: our foreign affairs and how they shape eIreland, and our p evil neighbors across the Irish Sea.

Slán go foill, my friends, until next time

Bristel Akina