16 Shells Endorses Cromstar

Day 1,658, 09:14 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Department of Endorsements
Day 1,658 of the New World
4 June 2012
Why I am voting for Cromstar

I promise to keep this short and easy to read...

I like Isreal Stevens, even though somewhere along the line he decided he didn't like me. I even think he's a fine Presidential Candidate who has, in the past, gotten screwed over by his association with Pfluffer and that gang of bungholes.

But with Cromstar in the race, Israel Stevens is only my second choice.

Reason #1: Cromstar has a history

I've been playing eRepublik for coming up on 3 years (I started in July of 2009, quit, then started again as Gnilraps in October). Cromstar has been playing longer.

This alone is not a qualification.

But what is actually a unique qualification of Cromstar is that during his >3.5 years he has been involved in every aspect of the game. Check out this brief resume:

-General Cartman Lee/Pizza the Hut (1 and 2)/Ajay Bruno's Enemy #1
-PA Congressman (22 terms)
-Speaker of the House (5 times)
-Congressional Librarian
-US Army, Lt. Gen., Executive Officer, Bureau of Public Affairs, etc.
-Former Chair- MilCom
-Former PP- CvP/DemReps (RIP)
-Former PP- Federalist Party
-Founding member- APF (RIP)
-Former Federal Budget Commisioner
-Former Secretary of Education
-eUS Observer to Sol (RIP)
-Former chair- Government Oversight Committee
-POTUS advisor (15+ terms)
-Former Party VP- CvP (RIP)
-Former chair- DIC

Did you see that in bold there? Cromstar has served as an advisor to more than 15 former Presidents. I know he has also been included as an advisor to many other PoTUS Candidates who did not win election.

In other words, not only is Cromstar the most experienced candidate in the widest spectrum, he has been recognized by more Presidents as a "can't live without" part of the White House.

Reason #2: ???????????????????

There is something that I know. I want to tell you, but it would be wrong.

But instead of telling you what I know, I will tell you all about what I know.

Naturally Cromstar sought out the endorsement of the USWP. Obviously he didn't get it. I know why.

The "pfowers that be" in the USWP actually demanded that Cromstar make some critical changes to his cabinet. There is one change in particular that was an absolute stumbling block.

But Cromstar held his ground because he had selected his Cabinet based on who he believed was most qualified to do the job. The USWP goons wanted him to make certain changes because of political grudges.

If Cromstar had kowtowed to this chicanery, he'd be the USWP candidate right now.

But he did not because Cromstar is a man of principle and sensibility.

THE VERY FACT THAT CROMSTAR REFUSED TO SELL OUT HIS CANDIDACY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE USWP ENDORSEMENT especially qualifies him as a desirable President in my eyes.

Cromstar will not let the Pflassholes dictate ANYTHING.

Reason #3: Opportunity

eUSA has never been in a better position to take advantage of the eRupublik game mechanics.

No nation has enjoyed a longer run of (nearly) uninterrupted 100% bonuses.
No nation has ever also been so profoundly awesomely allied internationally.
No nation has ever been more relied-upon by other nations for commune bonuses.
No nation has ever had such an array of capable volunteers (at least since v.1).
No nation has ever had a more experienced candidate for Country President.

We are potentially about to enter the Golden Age of eUSA.

I want this opportunity to be put into the right hands.


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