[UPDATE: Now with butts!] Fat Bottomed Girls
Thedillpickl
UPDATE: New pictures of BIG BUTTS added at end of article!
Hi kids!
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me"
As you may know, I always try to make my music selection relevant to what the article's about. To those familiar with my history the correlation is quite easy to figure. For the n00blets I will explain a bit.
History Lesson
eBorn almost 5 years ago (egad!) and knowing nothing about eRepublik, or other browser games, I skeptically clicked the button to join. *ahem* Being as I live in the real US I chose that as my eCountry. I fumbled around for a day or two and then got some new 'friends'. CRoy (later The Libertine) was my first. I got interested in what was going on and started giving Josh Frost crap. I had no idea that a n00b wasn't supposed to PM the PotUS, oops! Read about the Frost Revolution. I quickly figured out that I didn't have enough XP's to open my yap so I started reading and watching the spectacle.
I worked hard in the econ and made new friends. They helped me get started and shared secrets with me. When I owned my own factories and RMs I learned how to move cc from my companies by having my account place 0.001 gold on the market at $10,000. lol I never paid taxes. ERX was fun. I lost 40 gold (that was a lot then) when AidenAstrup bailed. This is when the game was ruined for me, the next week Plato has a Gold Special and I paid to replace the gold I lost. Just like drugs, the second time I bought gold it was much easier.
After Admin 'fixed' the econ I missed working with all the employees that I fired because I couldn't pay 'em. I was talking with my work swap buddy jver. He said we should start a MU. That way we could still order people around. I laughed and he offered some silly name for the MU. I laughed some more and said "NO! We could call it Pickle's Patriots!", he quit laughing and insisted that we do it. (Interesting Note: the original MU (US) was purchased from Pizza The Hut for 20 gold.)
Between gaining momentum in the UIP party and being a MU commander I ended up being in US Congress five times, Congress Whip several times and was Deputy Chief of Staff for fingerguns. Feeling that I had probably went as far as I could and being bored by the constant BS I left for greener pastures. So a cocky, swaggering pickle was unleashed on the eWorld and took his MU with him. lolololol
To those that trained me during my beginnings in the US, I salute you!
Get on your bikes and ride!"
What Evils I've Done
...or Dill plays a f'ing game.
I won't dwell on Swiss Miss too much. Pickle's moved to Switzerland because we were bored and had friends there. I had been the US ambassador to Switzerland several months prior. I did some political stuff while visiting and won my first CP medal. Despite our best efforts to help make Switzerland a better place the whiners won out. So we left for Canada.
Founded the Shaved Beaver party despite DMV.
Think what you will, I had a ball in Canada. Some of the key people there had a good idea that I was OK after Swiss Congress didn't want to pay rent. I paid the damn bill outta my own pocket. (Swiss rented a Canadian Provence to hide from Slovenia. That didn't work and we were ousted. The Swiss Congress said since we weren't there the whole month that they wouldn't pay the bill.)
Soon I was in Canada's Congress and doing other stuff. Eventually I was CP twice. Probably the two things that stirred things up when I applied for US citizenship were my propaganda articles mocking the US and the opening of my wallet when the US occupied Canada. All I can say is, what did you expect? I'd be a real ass if I took all these awards and medals then refused to fight against an enemy. I expect to do no less for the US now that I'm back.
The End
Or is it? I'm supposed to be (at least) semi retired. Who knows, I'll have to figure out which party and MU to join before I do much politicking. You can be sure my loud mouth still works, so there's always that.
Speaking of "The End"...
UPDATE: New pics of BIG BUTTS, enjoy!
Raw butt.
Butt in shower.
Butt after a good rubbing.
Smokin' hot butt.
Yer welcome.
Comments
Welcome Home!
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wtf, where are pics? -1 vote
Did you put a quarter in the slot?
yes, i want a refund
-2 votes
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OK, I added some butts.
Nice butts! rubbed butts smokin' hot are the best
Blame Canada !
Never blame Canada, it's no fun, they apologize and say "Sorry, eh?".
Read and voted but no endorsement until there are fat bottom girl pics...
You guys and your pictures. I'll see what I can do.
I added butts for you. 🙂
I will assume the pig was female and let this one slide. Endorsed
Pickle4PotUS!
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Not going to miss your negativity in Canada. All your long comments and articles compare to a pig squealing. say what you want about me but I still have fun and don;'t have to whine about everything every second day.
Good riddance.
lol ...said former Dictator Sunshine'n Rainbows!
Have you ever considered that the negativity was likely a direct symptom of the awful situation that you created? I mean, nobody likes a party pooper, but if your party itself is poopy, can you really blame them?
He's been that way for a year and I haven't been in power that long nice try yankee try again. Have you ever considered shutting up and minding your own business said no American ever.
Oooh, sounds like someone's bitter. How's that whole dictator/being in charge thing going, btw?
Sorry but Canada has been going downhill for awhile.
Do you remember when I told you after the canadian invasion that this was all part of our long term plan? It finally starts to come into fruition. In 3-5 years revenge will be ours. mwahaha
*of germark
Welcome back.
#freethepickle a success
Let's get the ball rolling!
yw 😛
Welcome home, Prince of Pickledom!
Just a reminder to keep your wits about you here in good ol' USA 'cause, as you know, there ain't no good in an evil hearted woman. 🙂
And ofc you are welcome to join the Socialist Freedom Party as we usher in an age of Bon Temps to the eUSA..
Is my doctorate still valid?
Abso-rootin-tootly
This is cool yo
Welcome back, it's good to have you!
Welcome home Pickle
welcome back pickl \o/
Well, that took a bit, but it seems the pickles have finally been retrieved. 🙂
One of us anyhow. For my next trick, UIP II. 😃
Aramec already tried that once, and yeah...
Also, that's some delicious butt you've got there.
Welcome home
Welcome back. What kind of a pickle will you be getting yourself into next?
Hallo old friend. Fancy meeting you here.
You belong in EZC
Thanks for the recommendation. I've been considering my choice of party but MU is next.
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Your welcome America!
Dill didn't actually do any of these things.
I am part of your dream, I don't exist...
Maybe you are part of my dream and you don't exist?
lol
Let's have dinner.
this tickled my pickle
hope ya all choke on your pickl
Now! Don't be bitter.
You still have Rylde and Dennis to play with.
That butt is making me hungry.
/me sticks his butt in Mazzy's face.
hai