[UKPP] At War With TUP!

Day 3,380, 12:25 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by WayneKerr


Dear eUK,

TUP Suck, they offer the eUK nothing, they are irrelevant, and if I had my way they would be sent out to pasture, forcibly if needed! We here at the UKPP must stand with Chaz and his UKRP Fags in the name of UK_P parties and fight these Lefty normies in TUP.



CptChazbeard, I, WayneKerr, do hereby grant you the full use and support of my UKPP Foot Soldiers in your war agaisnt TUP.





Now, on with the show...







As you can see, quite civil, no one bad mouthing others, simply trying to understand the situation after the TUP MoD, Paul Tyndale, left us in the lurch with his 'enemy from within' comment.

Enter Stage Left, TUP PP Ash Brandon and the whole mood and tone of the CONGRESS PM's changes for the worse. Yet it's people like me and my 'cronies' that are bringing this community down...







As you can witness, according to TUP, you can only speak to people they approve of, much like in the Real World where you can only say words that the Left approve of. I and any self respecting eUKer are free to talk to anybody they like. I will not idly sit by and allow anyone, let alone someone not even worthy of tying my shoelaces, to dictate to their fellow gamers who they can safey speak to without the fear of repercussions.








Regardless of whether Mr Knee is my party and him being an Original Dental Corps member, he is a voice of reason. I've never once seen a comment by this man in my 5 years of knowing him and thought it to be wrong. He hits the nail on the head every single time.










Ash Brandon seems to have a problem with me. Personally, I think it's envy. Maybe it's the fact that we in UKPP beat him and TUP to second place in the recent CP elections with a guy that was dead until I brought him back to life! Whatever it is, I find it amusing.

And then finally, we get a response from the MoD, only it's not what we were expecting. Instead of shedding some light on the whole fiasco, we just descend into fits of laughter. For those that remember the #TearsForTears incident, I bring you yet another memorable catchphrase...

The infamous 2+2=5!







How on earth this man can claim that me and my cronies change our stance and information to suit is beyond me. His own Party President has been trying to fit his agenda (hate on Wayne) into the situation at hand in the same Mass Message! yet it's me and people like me that do this... The mental gymnastics needed for this is beyond me!











I'm off on holiday tomorrow, so I best go pack my suitcase and find my sunglasses. When I get back, I best find an apology from TUP in my inbox...




All sorted for the 'Cannabis Club' membership now Apples, a mate of mine sorted me out. Thank you kindly for the offer of using yours, my first one will be in your honour!



Enjoy the cold and rain suckers...





The Knights Of Kekistan are coming for you!