[PotUS] Day 2756 Thank You America!

Day 2,756, 20:08 • Published in USA USA • by Trekker Tlumac

My fellow Americans,

I want to thank you for electing me to a third term as your country president. It has been a rather interesting campaign. It is now over and the American populace has re-elected me. I am humbled by the turnout of those who voted for me. I am also humbled for all the support that I have had from the various parties.

It is for you this next 30 days is dedicated.

That is not to say there was not any poppycock around the elections. I have it on good authority that there was indeed some ballot tampering. As committed by one rather notorious pony.

While this chart would appear to clearly show Derphoof as the winner, game mechanics have luckily not recognized “More %” as a valid number and I have been found as winner by default. While undoubtedly the people represented within the “More %” are sore over the blatant oversight that has allowed me to retain my Presidency, I dare say they shall recover. Or we could just shoot them all, either way really.

Erm, I mean…

Nope. No getting out of that one. Oh well.

I love you America!

I would like to recognize the support I received from the following parties: The Federalist, Socialist Freedom, We The People, Children of Atom, and Friends Unite Crush Kanada.
I would also like to thank my Vice President and eWife, BeachBunny. Her support has been nothing less than stunning over the course of my campaign. Without her standing by me, I do not know as though I would have managed as well as I did. I am eternally in her debt.

The coming month will be something fun to watch. We have an ambitious plan. Sit back and just see what comes next.




Your Country President and the Dictator of your heart,

Trekker Spanksalot Tlumac