[MWC] 8 reasons why I got fired
mwcerberus
238 days since my last article….
On friday the 6th of February I will become unemployed, I will now explain why
1. I saved too many orphans.
Orphans are expensive to keep I should have let a few of the buggers die.
Bouns pics
All endorsement (every penny) buys tanks for fraggles
Tic tac vote that
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Big mouth shout that >
gibs the monies endorse that £££££££££££
Have a twix or something comment that \/\/\/\/
Comments
Damn I've missed you. Welcome back to the mejya o/
You need a new line at the bottom for endorsing. 😃
Also I'd hire you bae. You can be my bitch-accountant.
I like to be paid in compliments and attention.
Chris: What do you eat?
Male Homosexual: Attention.
Chris: I like your hair.
Male Homosexual: Still hungry.
Chris: You have a beautiful speaking voice.
Male Homosexual: I'm full.
FLATTERY FUELS MY BATTERY DARLING.
It's been too long.
finally...
There is no cat memes, i iz sad
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd9b169208890d15e61fd576fa9b6eacba48cb9f5156a9538af4e3af45432ca6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZF8EHJI.png woof memes are on the rise
9. I got employed by a lunatic.
25 euros for you, good Sir 🙂
Party in the Mosque tonight.
Peter is Hindu you retard... why the hell would he party in a mosque?
He converted because the parties weren't wild enough.
Peter brings the parties... he doesn't sikh out the parties!
£205 thanks very much =40 tanks for fraggles