[Muck Raker] SNOWFLAKE ELECTION SPECIAL
•
by CptChazbeard
My last satirical article was deleted after a mere day because of delicate snowflakes who play the game and/or some power hungry cuckolded moderator(s) who need to get their brains in gear if they actually want a community in this game. Seriously, there wasn't even a single swearword in the article.
Those type of articles take many hours to produce. I write them on the train going to and from work and then piece it together while my missus is watching Love Island as I can't stand to be around it.
It's always a kick in the nuts when you spend so long on an article with the sole intention of contributing to a debate and hopefully entertaining some people along the way. Giving to a game that is intent on giving nothing back.
I do love a challenge however and this has presented me with a glorious one.
How do I produce an article that simply can't offend either an overzealous moderator or a player with a weak constitution? It is 2018 after all and people go out of their way to be offended.
The article also needs to contain all the original ideas and promises that our July candidates have stated in their manifesto.
Et voila...
And there you have it.
A Muck Raker that will surely offend no-one unless they are seeing what isn't there.
I've also managed to cram in all the originality and noteworthy content of our July CP candidates manifestos (or non existent manifestos as is the case with two of 'em)
Right, now where's my Plato endorsement?
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
I take offense at your obvious lack of sensitivity to the sight-impaired people.
Print a Braille version you nazi!
vote
freedom for press
TL😉R 8/10 needs more cats
Also reported for lack of feline content, you racist! 😉
but if you replace the M with a C then you get 'Cuck'.........................thus reported!
Also showing the Union Jack.............racist
Also the Union Flag is sideways and in black and white, so obviously Chaz hates his own country!
In this article, he often uses the letters e, r, a, d, o, l, f, i, h, t, which make up the name of a certain WW2 German leader, proving that this article is indeed racist. Reported!
Harold Left was German? 😉
Reported for external advertising of Love Island.
I won't write any articles until the publishing facilities get sorted. It is honestly abysmal when all the response you get is "CSRF attack detect".
v + c
copy the text, refresh the page, paste the text, job done
That seems to happen when you have been typing your message for too long (whatever that is by eRep standards). I've been burned by that, too, and like Wayne says, the easy walk around is to just copy the text before posting the message and then pasting it again if it fails the first time.
Since we're still waiting for eRep to implement municipal elections and observation training, I don't think waiting for them to fix this will be productive.
It's just because the page has timed out. I write my articles in Google drive. It's easier to edit there as well.
Must check it out.
50k for the best headline using Muck Raker as the template!
I find it very offensive now...
This article is hetero-patriarchal and it despises the rich cultural diversity of the small petrol stations of Shropshire.
Only the best fellows get to become members of the deleted article club! Welcome aboard old chap.
Horice 👍
Since the page is basically a shade that could be considered an off white, this is clearly implying white supremacy - the parts that are black by area is clearly under represented compared with the rest and with the positioning which is clearly sending the message that black people need to stand on the edge and not impose on the general whiteness of the page.
This is probably the most racist article every posted. If you look at the article by the player whose account was formerly "Iain Keeps", then the area of blackness (usually in the form of letters) is much more representative of inclusion.
I would go the other way and be ultra-offensive! What could possibly go wrong? Incidentally your issue is already incredibly offensive. I was expecting/hoping for a middle finger "magic eye". Have nearly gone blind staring at the screen for 6 hours.
[removed]
This dude is in TUP... wtf man!
You appear to be wasted in TUP, my good man...
Not all of us are conform to the generalised view you give TUP 😉
are conform? well screw english then.
But you do...
But you don't know me... lol
I can only judge you on your comments and you very much fit the TUP mould.
I feel I've missed an opportunity here. I should have run a competition with a blank newspaper and asked players to find something offensive with it. Bloody imaginative lot we have here in the eUK, keep it up!
I was gonna find the most racist image I could find, like a lynching victim or some shit and do exactly that... but i'm lazy as you already know!
You should use one of the images of Black Lives Matters supporters beating up white people they suspected voted for Trump.
but a black man beating on a white man purely because of the colour of his skin isn't offensive nor is it apparently racist... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15GqDl3ZHyQ
as an "immigrant" in the eUK I feel offended that you didnt consider people from different backgrounds as your own, and the article is only in english.
You should've used at least another language to embrace the multicultural eUK as it is!!!
I honestly have nothing to say. All of you make this good article even better. I've laughed my ass of.
Anyone who feels like it add me as a friend. I need more of these to my feed.
Really, please if you read this, add me 😃