[MoI] OFFICIAL: Pacific Rim Pact
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by Derphoof
OFFICIAL CANADIAN ANNOUNCEMENT
ANNOUNCING THE PACIFIC RIM PACT:
As seen here, Canada and Indonesia have joined forces for great justice! The great relations between Canada and Indo CP TemujinBC has culminated in a mighty merging of forces between the two great nations. Why you say? World Domination! What else?!
Okay, well maybe not world domination but ASIAN DOMINATION. We see this Can-Indo pact as a step in a new direction. One Direction as some may say. A direction focused on the advancement of our two great nations. A direction of expansion. A direction of manifest destiny. A direction of GLORY. Canadian values and glory must be imposed on all those who have not experienced it. Why? Simple. Because we are better than you and we know what is best for you. We know what is best for the game, which is getting away from the Balkans and Europe. What better place to go, than somewhere they have no desire to play? Our Asian investments will be safe and the people will tremble under our totalitarian hand as we unleash giant moose across the land and drench the people in maple syrup.
Soon we will march! Prepare your anus Asia. We will not stop, no matter how much you beg and plead. We’ve eyed your resources and your land for quite some time. It just sits there, festering in its Asian-ness. Complacent. Boring. Unimportant. We plan to make it important again. At least to us anyways. All your base will belong to us.
We do not care about you or your people. We do not care about your sovereignty. This is a game, get over it. If you don’t like it, LEAVE. If you don’t leave, you will suffer our wrath. Our swift, mighty hand will come over your land like the mighty arctic wind. You will be chilled to the bone as you watch our armies purge your land, kill your families and rule over you with authoritarian might. There will be blood.
May Dio have mercy on your souls, for we shall have none.
ElPatoDiablo
Minister of Information
(Disclaimer: This is a LULZ Article. For those who don't know, we have absolutely no way of attacking ASIA. Although we have gotten an MPP with Indo)
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Mary and Wally are into Asian Domination? I wasn't sure if this is what they 'discussed' at their last hook, ah um, meet-up. If it's official then it will be interesting to see how the plans roll out as we whip that contintent on the other side of the Pacific.
Sooo..Canada's threatening to rule over innocent nations with an iron fist. On top of this, you're signing an MPP with Indo.
Guys, I hate to say it, but you're just asking for Is to attack or something
Being the MoD, I recommend attacking Afghanistan with an airstrike
Oh Painter....
I hereby copyright the name "Can-Do".
All future use subject to royalty payments.
CANdonesiA.
I read this entire article to find out what a Rim Pact was. Sorely disappointed.
At least the name is catchy
Inbronesia
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~hyuu~
If there's one thing that Wally's got in spades its his "ness"
just another rim job...
PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
Eww.
Man we got totally rim jobbed here!
Oh well, why do I have a hankering for some salad?
*polite golf clap*
By signing this we steped on a side against all of our friends. You just showed the world that eCanada cannot be trustworthy.
Fail gouvernment, Fail congress, Fail Wally
@ElPato:you dream and you wake up now? 's do not bumping you get out of bed.
I think we have first government of goofy, beginners. :😁
@NoobPower: I honestly have no idea what your comment meant to say. However this was meant to be a goofy article 😛
I for one welcome our new Indonesian overlords.
But with a Rim pact i guess it comes with a few rim jobs?
lets the reign of the Dictator Wally begins !!
Well, congress voted for the MPP 23-4...
I don't see why this MPP with Indonesia would be considered a bad thing?
I don't see any betrayal of our American "bros," did they not just betray us a while back by invading us? Or just sitting idly by when we were invaded by their new friend Poland?
Terra is dead. We need to find a new place in the world. Obviously sucking up to America doesn't do the trick anymore, so I say we try new things out/
Yes, we must search for a new place on the world stage. Perhaps this is just the beginning. Plus the CP of Indonesia is Canadian! Does it get better?
ohno our plan has been revealed... we PTO'd Indonesia ^__^