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I would just like to say, on behalf of the new cabinet, thank you very much for the support that you have all given us. It has been an incredibly close election, with one vote being the difference for a few hours, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that if the results went the other way there would be no malice as Chaz deserves a few more CP terms under his belt. However, although the result may change the name on the door, one thing will remain the same, if either result was to occur, and that is the amount of effort that will be put into making this term a successful one.



Usually the thing that fails when such big names come together to form a cabinet, such as ours, is the appetite of the big cheese. Now, I know that she won this election, and therefore does not need to be promoted to you, but I must personally say on the record that I have not been excited to see such a person back in office since Woldy. Whilst I have seen great CPs come and go (*cough* Wook), none have captured my excited attention as Mitte did. That is why, as soon as I heard the news, I immediately messaged her showing my intention to be involved in her cabinet.



Anyway, enough of the kiss ass behaviour, let's get down to what you should expect from your new MoHa and media representative. Although I would love to bring back Zaphod’s awards I do believe that it isn't my place to bring back such a prestigious award and, although I was friendswith the lad back in the day, I feel like it would not be right for me to be the one to run it into the ground. So, instead, I will be creating my own series (don't worry Comrade Dogs won't be coming back...yet) that will involve competitions and my own narcissism. Moving on, I chose to be named as a media representative (something we haven't seen in awhile) in order for this government to show its inner workings in a presentable style to the population. The issue with previous governments is that they work incredibly hard in the background but don't show any public activity. That is why I will be the one that creates the competitions and also allows the hard work, that our new cabinet will be doing, to be shown and commended in front of the population in order for them not to be seen in a misleading light. Obviously, the more congressmen that create these articles the better but they will talk about the issues from their own perspective, me doing this allows for Mitte to show you the event, the past and the plan going forward rather than just the event. If I do not meet these terms in full every few days then that isn't an issue because I might feel like some stories are self-explanatory, but by accepting responsibility I am giving this cabinet a release of pressure that has toppled past cabinets. I'm not saying that the things mentioned will cover all the work done this month but, in itself, there is a lot of work so I would not expect much more in flexibility and amounts of my labour.

A couple things to round this off. Please read Mitte’s thanks article, please join PCP, join our discord to talk to eUK citizens real-time rather than wait a few days for a reply (pm me for the details), and have a nice day 😉