[MoD] Regular government update.

Day 1,637, 12:35 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Ministerie van Defensie




Due to a communication failure, inside the MOHA office (probably a young assistant, who was still drunk at 10.52 PM saturday morning) our weekly contribution for the government report wasn't added to the full government report as you can read here.

We, as staff of the ministery of defense, are even more worried about the way how MOHA 'solved' this problem.

While our contribution was laying at their office, they blame our higly trained, disciplined, experienced for comparing our fishies.

Ofcourse we take this really serious, and the staff is busy to get this youngster out of his office, and to deploy him for several weeks at the front, for latrines duty only.

And now;
The official government, Ministery of Defence update:

Soldiers; listen up!

As you may have see-een, the ministery have made some reorganisations into the army command structure.
First of all, our experienced CO on Elite, Epix is relocated to the states. (probably laying with his lazy ass on the miami beaches now!)
He is replaced by a youngster, right from the university, without any battle experience at all. Please keep an eye on his ass, we may need him in future combat operations. There should be something good in this guy, otherwise Epix wouldn't vouch for him to lead the elites.

Other great news, this lazy bureaucrats sitting with our wife's at the bar, have managed to increase the ammunition. (they only fail to bring it here) Now we can finally shoot as much damned Polish as we want, instead of recounting every stupid bullet. They even promised new war rations!

Be aware of some new recruits joining our platoon as well. The bureaucrats have advertised this stupid war, telling it is great to be in the army. (Ofc they didn't tell anything about us beeing stuck in the mud, under Polish arty fire, without any decent fresh food and girls for over a week! ITS a bloody shame!)

Last point, we can get a call from our SC every minute of the day to start regaining our territories. Get yourself a rest while you can...

If you want to know all the details, get your ass over to the communication tent, and read the Defense Newspaper!


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