[KNEEPADS] Palatable Politics
Nohime
299 days ago I endorsed Wild Owl for CP. I truly believed in the guy and he was, and still is, the greatest CP eUSA has ever had. I love this owl. He taught me nearly everything I need to know about this game and its politics.
Just a few minutes ago I read this.
It's one thing to wear the knee pads in this game if you want to be CP, appease the trolls on the eUSA forum, and pander to the meta overlords who pay Plato obscene amounts of money so they have some ‘ownership’ of this game. I get it. If you suck some pole long enough you’ll get to be CP; or you have a Visa. That’s my personal opinion in how I see the CP of this game. You know that’s not a game I play or will ever play. But for the sanctity of continuing on in this game because we’re all locked in here for some goddam reason or other, I’ll support the best knee pad wearer if that’s how it's got to be. And Jude happens too look very sexy in them.
But apparently, the kneepads to be eUSA CP is not a one size fits all. So now Jude runs for CP and all of a sudden, because he’s playing ball on a path that could get him elected, SOME folks just want to pick up their tonka toy truck and leave the playground because they know Jude is primed and ready to own that mother ****** playground?
What a bunch of sore losers you are!
Jude Connors wants to be our CP, but Wild Owl is now running to be CP so Jude Connors CANNOT be CP. Is Jude not appeasing the right people? Is Jude’s credit card not enough? (LOL JUDE SPENDING MONEY ON THIS GAME LOLOLOL, yeah right)
The case is probably more the former than the latter, but who doesn’t like a guy leading this country with a bottomless credit card? Jude and Wild Owl are not the case this time around. So don’t get your hopes up.
The dirtbags who don’t want to see a new face in the CP seat clearly asked Wild Owl to run for CP out of spite towards Jude not wearing these ‘special’ knee pads every OTHER CP elect gets fitted for before running for office.
I won’t be voting for Wild Owl this time. Nothing against Wild Owl, iluvhim, but whoever begged America’s favorite owl to painstakingly run this country again because they’re too lazy to is laughable. I mean, look at the owl’s profile. He hasn’t strength trained in months. He’s clearly checked out and being dragged along by the meta f*gs who are too lazy to do it themselves. He’s probably not even writing his own articles. Smee controls his profile. I mean, come on. There’s enough owl pellets in the Oval from his last few terms.
Jude has his own knee pads, America. His politics are much more palatable these days.
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[KNEEPADS] Palatable Politics
cuz I like alliteration and Jude is sexier.
vote | shout | unzip your pants
The bit about me/smee is well, a joke. His profile says the exact same stuff about me that mine says about him.
I have no idea about why you think I'm friends with Tenshibo or that he speaks for me, especially after he's gone all out against me in Congress (and the PD😎 multiple times, but hey, not a bad try.
Voted anyway.
P.S. I have been Gnil's SoS for the past month, so saying that I'm coming out of retirement or w/e just to run for CP is a bit...yeah.
and you're performing admirably hun.
I never said anyone speaks for you. That conversation is up for one's own interpretations 😛
boated hard
JC4CP
I was voting for Jude anyway. I now know, however, that as a proud member of the "reject squad" that if Tenshibo ever runs I will be sure to vote for the other guy.
Got to agree with you, Tenshibo would never get my vote.
\o/
When you don't write for a while, I forget how entertaining it is.
Nicely Done!
Wow.
I was wondering if I should take WildOwl deciding to run personally.
I guess I have an answer. 🙁
P.S. I have spent obscene amounts of money on this game before.
First account was Platinum.
Second account was Diamond.
This account is Silver and it will probably get no higher than that
Stop making multi's and getting them banned, noob!
Jude4CP. Now is the time.
interesting!!
some contradiction here, WO still considered as the "greatest CP of eUS"; (a personal opinion) yet being an instrument for fucking up a fair election to be!!!
Iam failinh to see that greatness!!!
Wait. Is this an article accusing Wild Owl of doing something that Tenshibo said he did?
This is asinine.
Let's take the word of a known troll member of a Political Party which Wild Owl recently left and turn it into a scandalous motivation rather than just asking Wild Owl and maybe several other people like (ahem) maybe the current CP/D who has been working with Wild Owl all month and JUST MIGHT know a thing or two about who MIGHT have been planning to run.
As someone who has worked with BOTH of these candidates all month, I can say with certainty that BOTH candidates were planning to run UNLESS I RAN AGAIN.
So this crap journalism ought to be retracted and an apology ought to be published.
they see me trollin, they h8ten...try to catch me ridin dirtyyyyy
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wooky is being wooky which means writing dumb things
tenshibo is being tenshibo which means having more fun than everyone else here combined
comments are being comments i.e. incredibly dumb but I suppose semi-amusing