[ESO] The ESO Times (again)
VoodooMike71
Welcome back to The ESO Times - the increasingly haphazard journal of what the Nation’s Favourite Party* has been - and will be - doing.
Competition #1
In the last issue we bemoaned the fact that the title of this imaginary newspaper doesn’t really reflect just how pant-wettingly exciting ESO is.
So, it’s time for a change.
Actually, sod that. Let’s stay true to our legendary principles of democracy, openness and equal opportunity, by throwing this open to the good public of the eUK. You can decide what this paper should be called in the future.
Simply make your suggestions in the comments section below. If there are any good ones**** - and we’re sure there will be - a crack panel of ESO illuminaries** will decide which is best and immediately apply it to the next issue. What could possibly go wrong?
And who knows, we may even
So get thinking! Get creative! Or get over to this website and pick a standard name off the list.
Competition #2
While, obviously, the soon-to-be-renamed ESO Times is by far the best* newspaper in the eUK, we’re not blind to the fact that there are other publications out there, some of which are occasionally quite good.
On top of that, we’re looking for an excuse to reuse a GIF that we particularly like, which made its way into the last ESO Times article.
So, in the spirit of generosity and recycling, we’re delighted to announce the…
Award for Super Scribes, from ESO (ASSESO)
How to enter ASSESO
1. Write a great article.
2. Or read a great one someone else wrote.
3. Nominate it by putting a link to it in the comments below.
4. Wait.
Once the competition closes our aforementioned crack team of ESO illuminaries** will judge the entries and choose a winner.
The winner will receive … wait for it … 100 Q7 weapons and 1000 Q5 food. And a badge, which we’ll make up closer to the time. And if you nominate someone else’s article, we’ll split the prize equally between you and the author. You can fight over who gets the badge though.
Excited? You betcha!
Eager to get on with it? Almost certainly.
Still here? Probably not.
So there you have it; the latest - and possibly last - installment of the “ESO Times”.
What other party brings you fun, frolics and bare-faced awESOmeness (copyright Aleks 2015, god rest his soul) as this? None. That’s right. So if you want to be part of the action, part of the legend, then you’d probably best get your arse over here and join ESO.
See you in a minute.
Much love,
ESO Spokesman
* as voted for by members of ESO**
** when we say “members of ESO”, we mean one member - me***
*** VoodooMike71
**** by “good ones” we mean “disgusting and borderline illegal”
Comments
tl;dr > two competitions, both easy to enter and both potentially lucrative.
Because ESO are awESOme.
Coral!
The ESO Coral? The Coral? We need specifics!
Coral dies from stress, ESO is stress free so it fits... Maybe
I only write good articles gib me the stuff!
Every Serious Outhor (yes it's ment to be spelt wrong)
Thanks for the welcome,I will enter ASSESO very soon,could use the tanks.
Dem some nice titles and banners.
thought that said titties when I read it at first...
i wish
I nominate this article
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2630035/1/20
Cool. Nominations closed. I win.
remember I get half 😉
OK. I'm going to nominate Mad Pauly's Mewsnight article.
Because I like cats.
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2629662/1/20
And while I'm at it, I'll nominate Dave Trenga's EOTM article too (in case I ever want a job from him)...
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2629829/1/20
You do know Aleks is back in the game, right?
Yep. In Cuba.
He made ANOTHER account? That legend just never gives up.
That's a lovely GIF