[DMV] Canadian Idiot!
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!
Comments
I want to be Canadian CP.
I like their citizens.
I like their mountains and lakes.
But above sll this... I love Fritzhill.
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Deep bro, deep.
Welcome back to flavour country.
I wonder how many eCanadians are Canadian in real life.
I am Canadian 😉
Maritimer and proud.
Those last couple lines didn't rhyme...you add them yourself? ;P
id say shut up and go away dick licker....but the country really cant get any lower. So flame away big boy and welcome back.
I'm not really back, just popped in for a bit.
Boo. As much as it pains me to say this, we could use an extended DMV stay.
Weird Al is awesome. His parodies are usually better than the original.
I agree, I figured people would enjoy it.
The truth is everyone in the world or eworld or wherever knows that us Canadians and or ecanadiens could if we really wanted to which we most usually dont because we aint really got nothin to prove kick some serious but and or ebut and I kind of even secretly wish more real Canadian gamers would become ecanadians so we could do just that not always but just when we want to which is like I said not often but we had better not keep resting upon our laurels for too long or else none of this will be the truth for much longer ,.... just something to think about ,...