[CP] From Russia With Subtitles: I War Monger

Day 3,257, 11:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street

Hello Nation,

It’s your war mongering CP here.
You know the CP who has callously declared war on the peace loving government of Russia.

I’m such a terrible person…








How Did We Get Here?

About a week ago Aaron and Chaz may have pointed out that the Russians appeared to be coming through Norway towards us. I didn’t really care but they both insisted it was bad news.

I still didn’t care.

Aaron then told me several people had advised him that they were indeed coming and wanted sand(?). Aaron did his diplomatic thing talked to more people and messaged the Russian CP.


He responded by sending a picture similar to this in reply:



Now it’s an unwritten law that emoticons are the international language of diplomacy and this set alarms bells ringing.

So I sent this and got the following reply:



Now two things will stick out.

1). My wonderful pros
2). This invite to Pacifica from the eUSA


I’m assured by Aaron that there was an unofficial approach but nothing came of it and quite frankly if it means having to bed down with the current lot that keep attacking then it’s for the best.

Anyway, maybe my grasp of English is not the best but it sure as hell read like they fancied a stay in Scotland.

So added to this a few friendly countries intimated that they wanted to attack. I won't mention any names but some are very close to our shores. To name them would compromise their relationship with Russia. (They may not want one after this)








The NE

Would you do nothing if a criminal wrote to you and suggested they’d be breaking into your home in the near future?

If the answer is yes then you are clearly a human doormat and could do with a session or two at the local head doctors.

I pressed the button and I’d do it again if someone threatens or thinks that we are going to roll over and allow them access to our regions for nothing in return.







Last Night

AMD will post the logs later or I’ll update them.


Trust in me


The Bulgarian MoF came to us wanting to negotiate a peaceful solution.
I was quite happy to do this for the price of a non aggression pact from Russia and her allies.

Can I just point out before my rant continues that Bulgaria trying to sort this out was something they did off their own back. Thank you for trying guys but Russia are in denial/spin mode.

Instead what we got was a third rate, condescending, rude Russian government tea boy.


In attendance from our side where the MoFA, MoD, CP and Deputy CP.

We presented all the information we’d gathered from his CP, other governments and it’s all our fault.

Yes it got heated but when someone is unable to answer the question of :

What do you want?

Then it’s hard to negotiate.

It was a wasted hour (I had to record Bake Off) which the Russian (singular not plural) only attended in order to pretend that they respect their allies.

I have no idea about game mechanics - I have people for that - but he seemed to think being able to make paypal transfers and read the Erep wiki to be a talent. I suggested he propose peace he sniggered “Only you can”.

I would have as well if they’d actually taken things seriously.

Anyway I left in a huff.











The Here and Now

Russia are doing a pretty good hatchet job on us across the world. Telling anyone who’s gullible enough that we’re aggressors:

“You NE us first”

Yeah ‘cos you buggered up your Norwegian conquest and told us about the invasion.

I ask any sane person to consider this:

Would a country that is not in an alliance intentionally attack Russia, with all her allies (who the Russian diplomatic called unreliable)?

This was never about us winning or taking anyone over but about principle.

We will never roll over and rent regions because we are being threatened.

I promise that any Russian stay here in the eUK will be unpleasant and costly.



On a lighter note my car passed it’s MOT.


Hugs

K