[CP] From Russia With Subtitles: I War Monger
10 Downing Street
Hello Nation,
It’s your war mongering CP here.
You know the CP who has callously declared war on the peace loving government of Russia.
I’m such a terrible person…
How Did We Get Here?
About a week ago Aaron and Chaz may have pointed out that the Russians appeared to be coming through Norway towards us. I didn’t really care but they both insisted it was bad news.
I still didn’t care.
Aaron then told me several people had advised him that they were indeed coming and wanted sand(?). Aaron did his diplomatic thing talked to more people and messaged the Russian CP.
He responded by sending a picture similar to this in reply:
Now it’s an unwritten law that emoticons are the international language of diplomacy and this set alarms bells ringing.
So I sent this and got the following reply:
Now two things will stick out.
1). My wonderful pros
2). This invite to Pacifica from the eUSA
I’m assured by Aaron that there was an unofficial approach but nothing came of it and quite frankly if it means having to bed down with the current lot that keep attacking then it’s for the best.
Anyway, maybe my grasp of English is not the best but it sure as hell read like they fancied a stay in Scotland.
So added to this a few friendly countries intimated that they wanted to attack. I won't mention any names but some are very close to our shores. To name them would compromise their relationship with Russia. (They may not want one after this)
The NE
Would you do nothing if a criminal wrote to you and suggested they’d be breaking into your home in the near future?
If the answer is yes then you are clearly a human doormat and could do with a session or two at the local head doctors.
I pressed the button and I’d do it again if someone threatens or thinks that we are going to roll over and allow them access to our regions for nothing in return.
Last Night
AMD will post the logs later or I’ll update them.
Trust in me
The Bulgarian MoF came to us wanting to negotiate a peaceful solution.
I was quite happy to do this for the price of a non aggression pact from Russia and her allies.
Can I just point out before my rant continues that Bulgaria trying to sort this out was something they did off their own back. Thank you for trying guys but Russia are in denial/spin mode.
Instead what we got was a third rate, condescending, rude Russian government tea boy.
In attendance from our side where the MoFA, MoD, CP and Deputy CP.
We presented all the information we’d gathered from his CP, other governments and it’s all our fault.
Yes it got heated but when someone is unable to answer the question of :
What do you want?
Then it’s hard to negotiate.
It was a wasted hour (I had to record Bake Off) which the Russian (singular not plural) only attended in order to pretend that they respect their allies.
I have no idea about game mechanics - I have people for that - but he seemed to think being able to make paypal transfers and read the Erep wiki to be a talent. I suggested he propose peace he sniggered “Only you can”.
I would have as well if they’d actually taken things seriously.
Anyway I left in a huff.
The Here and Now
Russia are doing a pretty good hatchet job on us across the world. Telling anyone who’s gullible enough that we’re aggressors:
“You NE us first”
Yeah ‘cos you buggered up your Norwegian conquest and told us about the invasion.
I ask any sane person to consider this:
Would a country that is not in an alliance intentionally attack Russia, with all her allies (who the Russian diplomatic called unreliable)?
This was never about us winning or taking anyone over but about principle.
We will never roll over and rent regions because we are being threatened.
I promise that any Russian stay here in the eUK will be unpleasant and costly.
On a lighter note my car passed it’s MOT.
Hugs
K
Comments
Sat here waiting for the international war crimes committee to knock at my door.
Good luck o7
You're trying to tell me that all the stuff in their CP's articles about going through Norway to attack the eUK...actually meant they were planning to attack to attack us???
Pffft. Next you'll be telling me he put a giant picture of the Tower of London underneath such a declaration to hammer home the point!
https://s18.postimg.org/7ot9cndsp/Russian_CPstuff.png
Oh wait.
It's all my fault.
I'm the aggressive type.
xD
Sigh, not enough with all the assholes around and they come now.
You NE us first
That was impolite and we do apologise profusely for that, we should have let you NE first.
Why not?
I see that you read the article thoroughly.
yep, that is a quotation
I'd like to have Woldy back now thanks
So true!
Poor Engalnd is now ruled by funny children who even do not clearly realise what they are doing.
We all play an online browser game about pretending to run countries.
Unless this is the height of maturity in your country 😉
http://iscr.ru/photo/1424075896_krpapa.jpg
We are just testing S-500
o7
U a welcome. guys
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-how-to-beat-the-englishman-ru-en--2617223/1/20
Congratulations.
For the record I would like to state that I am not English.
Scottish?
Close.
Irish?
I'm gonna do such a scathing article when I finish my essay
Be more scathing than my lunch break article. k?
I'm gonna scathe them silly
Cyka blyat
We appreciate your personal statement.
Njet.
So...do people suddenly care about nations being attacked for no reason? Is there some kind of a consolation prize for being NE'd without cause? If so, why didn't we make that case when Sweden (who are also part of Pacifica) invaded us for no reason? Or when the USA (who are also part of Pacifica) invaded us for no reason? If not, why are Russia whining about who NE'd who first?
If one of the larger alliances is going to invade a small country that isn't even in an alliance, they should at least have the balls to say "Yeah, we're bigger, we have stronger allies, so we're invading" and then get on with it, not sit around crying about getting NE'd before they were ready.
There is no first. There is only aggression.
Right, so just accept that Russia is the aggressor, having wiped Norway just to reach the eUK border and invade, and move on. Unless after going all the way through Norway to get to us you lot were just going to chicken out and be too scared of "being the aggressor" to actually invade?
They messed up in Norway and couldn't attack us first. They're just refusing to admit their mistake.
I've shat better articles than the Russian propaganda.
I'm not exactly sure why Congress approved the NE proposal as all we've done is started a war that we will lose - yes it may well have happened anyway, but we've also lost some of the moral high ground by attacking first.
As far as I'm aware the eUK has nothing of significance bonus wise that is of benefit to Russia -so this seems like just another pointless war.
Don't buy in to Russia's BS. They pretty much announced they were coming to invade. Even the US CP intimated Russia was coming to invade us. No-one has given a crap at any point over the last few months that Pacifica nations were the aggressors in attacking us. Now all of a sudden, because Russia's cunning plan (to catch us unawares by doing the exact same thing Sweden did twice) failed and we hit the button first, they're trying to make political capital out of it.
Yeah, it does appear to be straight out of the Putin manual of how to attack other countries whilst playing the victim - all we need now is Obama on his knees desperately pleading with Russia not to attack and we get an exact mirror or real life.
Sand
Maybe they're all Dioists after our precious sand?
So it seems when some country has less activity and they want to shake things up, they decide to attack the UK 😃
I spent a another good 20 minutes after Kara rightly left trying to get the random Russian guy to suggest to his CP a simple NAP and peace deal. He didn't seem too keen even on that. Russia wanted war and now their too scared to admit it. Fucking pussies.
Regards,
Drunk Sambo
Your suggestion was forwarded to our CP.
But all your actions show that you prefer confrontation, accusations, insults etc. You even reject to admit that your attack which you call preemptive was a mistake and the reason of the war.
Troll
I know English isn't you Russians first language but you're all failing to translate the part where you told us you were invading. We're terribly sorry we didn't let you strike first.
I will never tire of repeating your english proverb: Actions speak louder than words.
We told you (never seen any proofs btw), you told us - that's all rhetoric. But you pressed the button and, moreover, tried to win this first attack
"Kara rightly"
I think it's spelt "Keira Knightley"
You NE:d them first, the war is your fault.
/s
Nice to see you're ignoring what the article shows.
Thank you for your unbiased opinion Mr MoD for Sweden.
That should be "Mr Humiliated and Out-Manoeuvred MoD for Sweden"
All I give a toss about is the car's MOT - hope it wasn't expensive