[BP] Be British V0te British
Day 3,231, 02:58
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by Sir Winston S Churchill
Dear members of the United Kingdom,
Congress elections are tomorrow,so the best thing to do is be British and vote for British patriots.It doesn't matter what country you are from in real life,you can become a British Patriot come election day and vote for all things that are British like the weather,cups of tea,cucumber sandwiches,Wimbledon,the FA cup the real royal family,waiting in line,bad transport system,chavs,handkerchief on the head,Sunday roasts,fry ups,food banks,3 and in,Yorkshire pudding,Cornish cream,sticks of rock at the seaside and pregnant teens.
For all these reason vote British Patriots.Recent studies show British Patriots voters gain an extra inch down below by constantly voting for our party.So grow with us tomorrow.
Hotter than one direction,more fabulous than the Beatles,more amazing than George's medicine,I give you our line up for tomorrow.
Need I say more.
Vote British Patriots.
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"Recent studies show British Patriots voters gain an extra inch down below by constantly voting for our party."
Recent studies show ESO voters already have more than enough inches down below
ouch losing to Man u 4-0 at half time, Leicester have lost me money today.
I've got no words, you win this one...
No I lost as I wanted Man U to lose
Churchill just sucks, and he can smoke my meat cigar. Cheers.