[Appleby] [Guide] How to be an insufferable Kant.

Day 2,901, 10:53 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Topher Fair
1. Find something useless which nobody cares about to bore everyone with. Pretend it's vital to the running of the game and you have to take part or you can't run anything. Legislation is a good bet because you'll also look like an expert in something.

2. Add some puns or 70s references even your parents won't get. Using a dead actors face as an avatar or obscure IRC injoke helps.

3. Use http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/synonym to replace every word possible with language with sets the tone to 1950s boredom. Bonus points if most don't know what the feck you are on about anymore.

4. Blame the other players or the game when people "mysteriously" don't want to play with you anymore. You win if you can attack and shame any group who try to do the opposite of you.


I mean seriously guys, have you read this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-appleby-appraisal-of-the-system-legal-serious-silliness-2560806/1/20 ?

Why are you letting this senile old man scare players away with his nonsense?