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Zanalan Found Dead!

Day 481, 17:34 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Trenton Rendell

Ottawa-
The Country Is Shocked.
The body of former Prime Minister Zanalan (86) was found in his Ottawa residence this evening, This comes after losing Infinity to nothing to Augustus Baldwin in the CSD elections this morning.

Police Chief Eric Marchand of the Ontario Provincial Police told The Canuck “He was found in his bath robe lying in a pool of alcohol and disgrace
When asked if Prime Minister Zanalan was murdered the Chief responded “Anything is possible at this point, Though we are pointing towards suicide'

When the news of Prime Minister Zanalan's death reached newly elected Party leader Augustus Baldwin he told The Canuck
'What terrible news, I should have taken his bathrobe off... err.. I mean um...
what a tremendous loss to eCanada.

Prime Minister Zanalan who spent two terms in office was most famous for creating the Cracker Act in which every citizen would receive one Cracker. He is survived by his wife Elenor, his seven children, and his goldfish Rusty.

Details to follow in the later days

Trenton Rendell reporting for The Canuck .

Comments

Augustus Baldwin Day 481, 17:37

A pool of alcohol and disgrace.

Poetic, lol

Plugson Day 481, 17:50

I just checked Zanalan's health and it's at 82.66. I think you either need to get your facts straight or I need to factor in the alcohol as a pickling agent.