WHPR [Day 1,019] - West Alaska, ATO, and Spain

Day 1,019, 22:26 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
West Alaska

As we all know, America is now is possession of FER. West Alaska is now ours, yet again. We need to keep it that way, I’m kind of getting tired of storming the same beach, again and again. To that end, we need you to deploy in FER when not otherwise fighting. Alexander Hamilton wrote a piece in this paper yesterday about it. Please read it here so you can be of the best assistance.

A resistance war will likely be started tomorrow and we need you to be ready to fight. Try and fight hard in this battle, it really helps us if we win this battle. So, be ready. I know I'm deployed and ready to fight some Russians.

ATO, Again

Tomorrow we have Presidential elections. If you don’t want to vote in the American elections, be sure to use your vote somewhere where it counts.

This newspaper has all the information you need. Follow it. To the letter. Plus, there’s some nice legs involved.

I miss GF ;_;

So, Spain’s president had a ragequit. It was a pretty useless one. All it did was piss a lot of Spain’s gold away for nothing. The UK and France couldn’t even capitalize on it. It was pretty hilarious, to be honest. They didn’t accomplish anything. In fact, they actually wasted some of their own gold for no real reason other then lulz.

Anyway, it sucks for Spain. The president has been impeached and a new one is in place. The United States is determined to assist our bros. When Asturias was under threat, we gave Spain a hospital to place in the region in case they needed to defend themselves.

Not content with that, we’ve loaned Spain all the gold they need to keep their MPPs activated. We aren’t even charging an obscenely high interest rate. In fact, the interest rate is non-existant. We’ll be doing everything we can to help Spain recover.

Hi-ho, on Bucky!

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Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Secretary of Media