Twerk Team Tryouts

Day 2,209, 18:16 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne


I ain't no movie star, man.
I'm a booty star.



Examinario
The female form has many fine functions for fleshly favor and fabulous fantasies. While women work and teens twerk, the men of the world have nothing to mean.

And so it is with this indulgent insolence we instigate an investigation into intimate information. But beholden to beauty, brothers and boys must be beholden to our bemoanings.

Commence!












It is with this misapprehension and miscomprehension that we metabolize the meat of this malted media.

In other words, WRITE ARTICLES YOU SCRABS!!!

I hereby anoint my fellow Tenshibo, honorable Executive from the Southern Africas as my co-partner in crime for judging American Media. Each week, we will be setting down with one another, generous goblets of sweet vintage betwixt our gentle paws, and decide who in the week has done the best job in writing articles for our United Statesian fronts.

Write about whatever you want. And if it's good enough, you'll get 5 gold and be made an member of the most ancient and honorable order of Twerkers.


We'll be on the lookout, brosephines. So shake it til you make it, and drop it if ya can't.

For for la femme...












And for Frost...



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Get it gurl...


REMEBER TO SHOUT/SUB/SUBSCRIBE/TWERK!!!



All good things come to those who twerk.