The Clown Town's First Lady

Day 4,933, 10:54 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by tef1

Dear Patriots,

this is a great day in eSwitzerland. The newest clown has gotten married. Given the mandates by the eSwitzerland's government to socially distance to combat a deadly disease, it was an unfortunate necessity not to invite you all to the party. But the newly weds will have a public celebration as soon as the restrictions are over.

In the mean time, the clown in chief has ordered copies of photos to be printed and distributed to every citizen. Distribution is likely to start next week. Hopefully the Congress will cut the red tape to ensure a fast delivery of the photos.

The First Lady will be making her debut and deliver her Maiden speech sometime next week once she is more familiar with her new home - the palace of the clown town.

The newly weds wished to express gratitude for all the love they have received ever since there was rumors they were engaged. It was not just in eSwiss but the expression of love was all over the new world called eRepublik. Furthermore the newly weds wished to express that once the first lady made her maiden speech, they newly lovebirds will go to undisclosed location for their honeymoon.

During their honeymoon, the groom clown has appointed a temporary entertaining clown so the masses wont be bored. The Congress has unanimously approved the temporary clown - who is a little shy to be on camera but will address us through press releases.

If you wish to show some love to the newly weds, please feel free to express your good wishes in the comment section down below. They surely will appreciate it very much.

TNS wishes the newly weds a lifetime of happiness, wealth, health and clowning around.

Swiss here, Swiss there, Swiss everywhere

Thanks for your attention.