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Pirate Partay Christmas Quizoo

Day 4,053, 07:55 • Published in United Kingdom USA

• by Michael Ludgate

Ok, I is not drunk, too poor for that and various organs would likely give out long before I achieved a recognized level of imbibe. But as far as verbiage goes, I've had drink, therefore I've drunk. So good enuf.

Anyway, with the explanation for, oh yes - no pictures, why this article has no pictures of women, red heads, cats or similar.

Ah and back to the matter at hand, competition. More for fun, but additionally the pauper-esq sum of 10 gold + awesome that's 10 gifts for those not in the know. Oh and don't sell your gifts for 1.5k, you're being ripped off. Remember Aesop's fable of the two dudes with really long forks...

Anyway, oh yes, competition. So. Three part, where everything is in this article, so no guessing if the next article is going to blow your efforts out of the water. Read everything below and enter!

1. Take a product catch phrase and apply it to another product / business for comic effect. Best answer (judged by my irreverent humor) wins this stage, not that the winner can achieve bonus +1 gift by using a catch phrase and marrying to a product/service where the first letter is the same in both. An example being (and the expected format for explanation):

1. Pringles and Porn Hub - "Once you pop, you just can't stop."

2. Take a product, suggest a use that is clearly wasn't intended, the product must have an Amazon link (real product) and take the form as below. Again most witty response wins.

2. https://amzn.to/2SiVrkd - "DIY anal bleaching kit"

3. Correctly translate and deduce the two word phrase based on:
01000111 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010

Rules
Winning entries must have correctly answered #3 The best overall responses to #1 and #2 will be selected on new years eve. Published here and gifts sent out same day.

Comments

Michael Ludgate Day 4,053, 07:59

And because someone will ask, yeah you can enter as many times as you like (in separate posts, with whole complete answers, following the other rules). Open to all eUK residents, whatever your migration status may be.

dougal4chaos Day 4,053, 11:20

1. Camel Cigarettes and tinder = "I’d walk a mile for a Camel, Any swipe can change your life"

2. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Back-Black-Amy-Winehouse/dp/B000J3FC0Q = eliminate racism

3. gender bender

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,053, 16:16

Send gold

JiminyChristmas Day 4,054, 09:31

Wrigley's Doublemint and Viagra - "Double your pleasure, double your fun."
Radio Times and Durex - "If it's on, it's in."
Peperami and IKEA Meatballs - "It's a bit of an animal."

Can't be arsed with parts two and three so did three of part one instead.

dougal4chaos Day 4,056, 14:14

all better than mine

Michael Ludgate Day 4,059, 12:39

Meh try harder.

Only one person attempted to answer the questions, unfortunately #3 was incorrect. I liked JiminyChristmas's entry, but not valid. PN was the only other commenter, and failed to answer any questions or say anything interesting.

And I thought it was a nice competition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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