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Party Favours

Day 2,097, 21:16 • Published in Canada Poland

• by TheSocialistChicken

IPC, you may have noticed my absence (no you didn't, don't kid youself). I have left the IPC for a new chapter in eLife, but before I head to the States or the eUK, I thought I may as well have a party. So I joined Pat's pool party. If you're looking for a DD, find someone else. And to Clan wolf, I'm at Pat's place. He has a pretty nice pool.

Also, I guess I'm running for congress with the pool party. Don't know who I'd represent, maybe the drunks over by the garden shed. Anyway, Congressional platform...

.If elected, immediately propose 1% work tax. Congressional rules be damned. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm already banned from the forums (when I try to log in it says my account is inactive and I need an admin to set my account to active, HELP PLEASE!) so reprisals don't affect me, mostly.
.Also if elected, after passing the work tax, follow the rules for further tax reform.
.Reduce tax on hot dogs, you'd be surprised how much the damn things cost after tax.
.Increase Electricity Output, our walk in fridge nearly took out the grid.
.Reduce fines for drunk go carting, Long story. Moving on...
.~~Steal~~ Borrow MoF funds for another beer run, They get rowdy when the drink runs dry. It's a national security hazard. Funds well spent.
.Increase local noise pollution limit, Cops made us turn down our music. Damn cops.
. Use government funds to buy corvettes as party favours for every party guest., we're going to make sure they don't Drink and drive. We're going to to give them a stern lecture on why its not good to drink and drive. Civic duty fulfilled.

That it my platform ladies and gentlemen, so why not vote for that now ex-PP chicken guy for congress. I promise, nothing will go wrong. All at once.

Comments

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,097, 21:35

Strength and Honour

Pat Harper Day 2,097, 23:22

Party Party!
I don't advise going eUS or eUK, from past experience the UK is shit and most my friends who have eVisited the US find it too big. Stick around for the freedom of Canada at least 😛

Hale26 Day 2,099, 09:36

I'm gonna chime in here as an eCan-Media stalker from Murica to confirm that. eUSA is f**king massive. And that's coming from a former T5 PP. I mean, even then you still don't know everyone xD

However, TSC, if you decide to come to eAmerica PM me please. Media wise, I can help you a fair bit. I run WTP's Media Outreach program, where just by putting up a WTP banner on your article you're guaranteed a few votes from the party. You also will receive constructive criticism from our other writer's.

eAmerica is massive. But media wise, it may prove fun for a writer such as yourself. Not to mention, I can probably hook you up with a party job. Lord knows Retention needs work xD

TheSocialistChicken Day 2,099, 20:45

Sounds good to me, as soon as you guys get a congress and my stint as dMoF is over, I'll head state side.

Hale26 Day 2,099, 20:49

Excellent mate. WTP's media coordination will be making a seat for you come the 6th, then 😁. Would you be interested in gov work, btw? I can probably ask around as see if the Depts need something. But, seeing how things are going now, best I can prolly do is Ambass.

Got you covered party, media and even MU wise; Gov work....eh. I'll see what I can do. PoTUS is a WTPer, afterall

Lordjas Day 2,098, 13:35

Well good luck TSC! IPC will miss you, may the force be with you.
For one final time... (this is where you should feel sad and come back lol)

Lawkee Day 2,098, 14:36

IPC is his home, i know that one day,eventually, he's going to come back.

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